The last videogame character you played as is trying to kill you
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Anarchist Gaige from Borderlands 2 vs my WoW Warlock. Presuming Gaige has max stacks of Anarchist it could honestly go either way, depending on RNG. Just about every shot will miss due to the drastically decreased accuracy, but if even a single shot were to hit... Deathtrap is irrelevant because he's not that tough and can be nuked, and my Warlock could probably beat Gaige in a few hits, so... Yeah, it's a big crapshoot on whether or not Gaige lands a shot.
Last game I played was Injustice, so Black Adam is trying to kill me and Batman is protecting me. Nice.
My emperor of Shadowland (Frisia)from CK2 is trying to kill me and I have the main character from Last Remnant protecting me. Thank god I grinded.
My Star Trek Online Romulan character is trying to kill me and my Star Trek Online Federation Klingon character is defending me. My money's on the Klingon.
So, my Churchill tank is trying to kill me, and the Mothafuckin dragon from divinity dragon commander is defending me... yeah, I'm good, that tank travels at like, 12km/h over most terrain, and I live in an urban area, so, lotta cover, versus a dragon with a jet pack and acid breath, yeah... I'm good.
So Caitlyn from league of legends is trying to kill me. Fantastic. I'll just get sniped from the next town over. The one defending me however is Syndra...great a power crazed dark sorceress protecting me from Piltover's best shot. I'm boned either way.
The Boss from Saints Row IV trying to kill me while Bigby Wolf from The Wolf Among Us is protecting me.
That's going to be very interesting. Super powers versus a fast-healing werewolf.
That's going to be very interesting. Super powers versus a fast-healing werewolf.
My MC (who is literally Guts from Berserk) of Dark Souls 2 has to go through the entire cast of SSBB in order to get to me.
There are 3 ways this scenario can end:
1. I die and get turned into a boss weapon (not a bad way to go really)
2. I live thanks to Fox being so top tier.
3.
gets confirmed for Smash 4.
There are 3 ways this scenario can end:
1. I die and get turned into a boss weapon (not a bad way to go really)
2. I live thanks to Fox being so top tier.
3.
gets confirmed for Smash 4.
Well seeing as how I was playing MOBAs previously... I got...
Guan Yu! of SMITE! Charging down the Mid lane! with his fierce mobility and damage he could waste me in seconds!
Who shall defend me? Earthsaker! from Domain of the AssholesDotA!
... meh, I'm fine... I think...
Guan Yu! of SMITE! Charging down the Mid lane! with his fierce mobility and damage he could waste me in seconds!
Who shall defend me? Earthsaker! from Domain of the AssholesDotA!
... meh, I'm fine... I think...
So Rex "Power" Colt from Far Cry: Blood Dragon is trying to kill me and at my side, trying to protect me, is Dallas from Payday 2. I think it is a pretty safe bet that I won't survive.
Level 4 Dragonborn is hunting me. She is getting pretty good at archery and sneak, and I can't live with much arrows in my head, so I won't make it.
She won't either, as Maya from Borderlands is guarding me, and although my Dragonborn may be able to get the drop on me, she isn't that good at surviving being instantly filled with corrosive sub machine gun bullets.
She won't either, as Maya from Borderlands is guarding me, and although my Dragonborn may be able to get the drop on me, she isn't that good at surviving being instantly filled with corrosive sub machine gun bullets.
A japanese pilot and gunner from War Thunder are trying to kill me while Sam B. from Dead Rising Riptide defends me. Given that the japanese air crewmen would have pistols and knives while Sam B. has a shotgun, bolt action sniper rifle, auto-rifle, various nasty melee weapons, and his own personal rage which I maxed out I'd say it'd be easy. I'm pretty safe, especially as I can always borrow my neighbor's AK-47 to defend myself.
Hahaha! Oh you poor, poor bastard.
Makoto from Danganronpa is trying to kill me and Grey from Bulletstorm is protecting me. Unless this goodey-goodey tries to blow my mind with speeches about hope, he doesn't stand a chance.
And even if he will make an attempt, he will be whiped, shot in the testicles and blown to pieces before he can finish the word hope.
Makoto from Danganronpa is trying to kill me and Grey from Bulletstorm is protecting me. Unless this goodey-goodey tries to blow my mind with speeches about hope, he doesn't stand a chance.
And even if he will make an attempt, he will be whiped, shot in the testicles and blown to pieces before he can finish the word hope.