The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

Keoul

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Shoot many robots
I will die because I couldn't punch all the bullets
Seems pretty awesome though considering how slow the bullets move It'll probably take a lot of bullets and it'll be a pretty painful and slow death, like getting beaten to death with a spoon...
 

RJ 17

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Looks like I would have died in battle against a demonic army a la Warriors Orochi 3. Not really any more painful than any other death on an ancient battlefield, just a generic "took a bladed weapon to the back" type of deal.
 

DeadYorick

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Putting a grenade into my mouth and detonating it, spraying my brains around the entire room.

(Thank you Postal 2)
 

Risingblade

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The battery on my controller died while trying to rez a teammate...so many bullets,rockets and flamethrowers to the face..ouchies
 

wintercoat

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I am going to be killed by a Zombie king who usurped power from his stupid zombie nephew who thinks he's French. All while after breaking out of his dungeon.
 

XMark

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I'm going to be blasted to pieces by dozens of tanks and helicopters converging on my position.
 

bro1667

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a run-away criminal that i am chasing down, after a tough fight she gets me with a brutal kill letting her sword come down my neck, (btw thats in skyrim i died. lucky me?)
 

GundamSentinel

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Getting cleaved by a phantom black skeleton wielding twin katanas, followed by falling off a cliff. Painful until I hit the ground. Does sound cool though...
 

Hazy992

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I don't remember as all I've been playing these last few weeks is Street Fighter. That means I'm immortal.
 

Agow95

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I was picked up and impaled by the claw-like hands of a screaming Banshee, TWICE!!! and it screams.
 

superstringz

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Goddamnit. Danmaku with Cirno. I'm not even that big a fan of Touhou either.

Of course, the previous death was by failing to kick a door down and hurting myself instead, which is a much more glorious way to go. Got to keep an eye on your health in Nethack.
 

Nyaoku

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Headshot from a no-scoping .50cal in MW3 at about 15 meters. It'll be quick and painless. Good job to the guy who pulls it off.
 

Battleaxx90

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Vanitas's Lingering Spirit from KH: Birth By Sleep. Bastard has a bad habit of tearing me to shreds within seconds of the match starting.

Oh well, at least it'll be quick.