The Lazy Thread

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Redlin5_v1legacy

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I have a lazy badge on my profile for this exact reason and already I've put too much effort into this post....

Maybe there are some chips in the kitchen but I'll just zone out to Youtube for another hour...

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Redlin5_v1legacy

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Sassafrass said:
Lazy Snip
G.O.A.T. said:
Sassafrass said:
G.O.A.T. said:
I'm so lazy I can't even be bothered to finish a sente
You're also so lazy you don't help me finish off.
You know what I'm talking about. -_-

But on other topics, I am terribly lazy when it comes to booking time off of work to attend things I need to do/be at. Like my sisters wedding, where I only managed to get time off the day before the actual wedding. >_>
It's called "tease and denial". Honestly, you're the neediest gimp I've ever bought. And how can you be lazy about getting days off wherein you can be lazy? That's the most self-destructive laziness system ever!
You two don't even have what can be described as a relationship you're so casual. At best its mutual masterba an agreement to share a bed so you won't have to go out to buy another. And you don't even make sandwiches anymore!

[small]I do miss the old days when you used to call me over. How far we've fallen.[/small]
 

Foolery

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I was too lazy (stubborn) to go to the hospital when I had an infection in my knee. Thought I could handle it at home. Nope. I eventually went. Probably should have gone a day sooner, though. I ended up getting IV therapy. By the power of Tommy Douglas, do I ever appreciate healthcare.
 

sky14kemea

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I'm too lazy to properly remember a good example, but I have been known to wear my pajamas under my trousers when I have to go to the store, because I'm too lazy to take them off first.

I also keep my cola upstairs because I'm too lazy to fetch it from downstairs everytime I want a drink.
 

Evonisia

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G.O.A.T. said:
sky14kemea said:
I also keep my cola upstairs because I'm too lazy to fetch it from downstairs everytime I want a drink.
You need to invest in one of those mini-fridges, like I had when I was in college! Very useful!
But that would involve going outside and spending money you could have been spending on coke.
 

Sleepy Sol

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Issues of laziness with classes last semester made my GPA drop from 3.6 to 3.3. edit: arguably, laziness was why it even got to 3.6 in the first place, but y'know...

I went on academic probation since my scholarship requires me to have a 3.25 GPA for every semester, not overall. It sucks, but...

I'm gonna try to transfer to another university anyway since I live on the other side of the country now, so...ayy lmao.
 

Guffe

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Nah, lazyness really isn't a virtue of mine.
I mean I can sometimes feel a bit lazy, not wanting to do anything, but those sort of things come a round very seldom and really don't last long.
I'm not sure when the laziest I've been was last time... I felt sort of lazy not going to the gym on Tuesday, but nothing actually "lazy" going on here I guess :/
 

Dizchu

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Queen Michael said:
I've been too tired to go to sleep. Not making this up.
I've been so tired that I couldn't sleep and because I couldn't sleep I got super angry which made me energetic and lively. Then I tried doing something productive, which resulted in me getting super tired again.

What even is sleep?
 

Headsprouter

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Lazy, lazy, lazy...

I'm trying to think of a time the most trivial task has been too much work for me.

Nowadays I'm starting to find I can't be bothered to play vidyagaems. Unless it's with friends because friends always make you want to do things.
 

sky14kemea

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G.O.A.T. said:
sky14kemea said:
I also keep my cola upstairs because I'm too lazy to fetch it from downstairs everytime I want a drink.
You need to invest in one of those mini-fridges, like I had when I was in college! Very useful!
I've been saving up for one, but I keep having to spend money on other things. QQ It's on my list though.
 

DragonsAteMyMarbles

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sky14kemea said:
I'm too lazy to properly remember a good example, but I have been known to wear my pajamas under my trousers when I have to go to the store, because I'm too lazy to take them off first.
Pffft. I sometimes don't even bother wearing clothes over my PJs when I go out. I might get some funny looks from people, but bollocks to 'em.
 

FPLOON

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Other than that, I'm so lazy that I make Robbie Rotten look like Sportacus by comparison...
 

Vicarious Reality

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I am not lazy, i am manic, i can sit for weeks reading wiki pages or playing one game to perfection
Some would call that being lazy and they would be right
Or would they