The least scary horror movie you ever saw?

kewlrabbit

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Black X-mas (the remake). After looking it up on the web, I learned it was supposed to scare you, but I honestly didn't know that after watching it. I lol'ed quite a few times during it.
 

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Shaun of the Dead
it's undeniably a comedy. it has simon pegg in and it is part of a comedy trilogy(the third one isn't out yet and they aren't story related.)
Was the second Hot Fuzz?
yes
Clears things up, heres hoping that the third movie wont be as bad as hot fuzz...
hot fuzz was so much better than Shaun of the dead
 

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Hamster at Dawn said:
A friend dragged me along to 'One Missed Call'. I spent half the movie laughing.
This. My father and I had an MST3K-style running commentary going the entire time... which was the only enjoyment I was able to extract from the movie. Period.
 
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sethzard said:
Sneaklemming said:
sethzard said:
Sneaklemming said:
sethzard said:
Sneaklemming said:
Shaun of the Dead
it's undeniably a comedy. it has simon pegg in and it is part of a comedy trilogy(the third one isn't out yet and they aren't story related.)
Was the second Hot Fuzz?
yes
Clears things up, heres hoping that the third movie wont be as bad as hot fuzz...
hot fuzz was so much better than Shaun of the dead
Youre not starting this - are you?

If you're serious, I may have to settle this with a new topic, so as not to derail this too much...
 

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Sneaklemming said:
sethzard said:
Sneaklemming said:
sethzard said:
Sneaklemming said:
sethzard said:
Sneaklemming said:
Shaun of the Dead
it's undeniably a comedy. it has simon pegg in and it is part of a comedy trilogy(the third one isn't out yet and they aren't story related.)
Was the second Hot Fuzz?
yes
Clears things up, heres hoping that the third movie wont be as bad as hot fuzz...
hot fuzz was so much better than Shaun of the dead
Youre not starting this - are you?

If you're serious, I may have to settle this with a new topic, so as not to derail this too much...
I'm definitely serious, send me a link to the new topic
 

Rune Laguna

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Room 1405?

I usually avoid horror movies like the plague, though, but this one just made me go; '......Eh, that's it?'
 

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It, or The Shining.
I really don't go and see 'scary' movies anymore because they are all about gore and tits. That's not horror, real horror is psycological.
That is why I just read Stephen King books.

elitepie931 said:
Top that, nothing fails at being scary as much as this.
*Bashes head against desk*
 
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sethzard said:
Sneaklemming said:
sethzard said:
Sneaklemming said:
sethzard said:
Sneaklemming said:
sethzard said:
Sneaklemming said:
Shaun of the Dead
it's undeniably a comedy. it has simon pegg in and it is part of a comedy trilogy(the third one isn't out yet and they aren't story related.)
Was the second Hot Fuzz?
yes
Clears things up, heres hoping that the third movie wont be as bad as hot fuzz...
hot fuzz was so much better than Shaun of the dead
Youre not starting this - are you?

If you're serious, I may have to settle this with a new topic, so as not to derail this too much...
I'm definitely serious, send me a link to the new topic

Here you go; a discussion about Simon Peggs movies.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.115431
 

Mekado

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Brain dead by Peter Jackson,

Not scary at all imo, just barrelfulls of blood and guts spewed everywhere...

And the bay at the park scene ? funny but come on...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pouzkfDxddo
 

Gimelbub

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It. I loved the book, but the movie made me laugh. Tim Curry was awesome as Pennywise though.

BlueMartian said:
spawn.

fuck, was that even trying to be horror?
Wait, that was supposed to be a horror movie? I didn't even realize!
 

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silent night deadly night two i think it was trying to be a horror movie but it just comes off as a hilarious spoof
 

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I'm only ever terrified by Japanese/asian horror films. Theres just something about little girls with dark hair that freaks me out. Any other horrorfilm just comes of as a slow actionflick to me.
 

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chefassassin2 said:
"My Bloody Valentine"3D. Good god it was practically laughable how bad it was.
This. Although I loved the part where the chick managed to outrun the killer, fully nude... in stripper heels (c) Chris Rock...
tried to defend herself from the pickaxe-waving killer using a bedspring, and managed to avoid being stabbed through it for a while until the killer had the bright idea to stab her in the gut where she couldn't duck.