The least threatening looking enemy?

[Rose and Thorn]

I guess I'll say the Slimes from Terraria. For the most part they are super weak and just not in any way threatening. Unless you fall in a put with like 10 of them...

Spoiler: Slime family!

The first thing that popped into my head is the Squirt from Bastion.

They couldn't possibly have made an enemy any less fearsome....

Spoiler

Awwwwww.

I haven't played Bastion yet...but now I might have to after seeing that thing. So fucking cute! I want one!

 

[farbrorbla]

Quickquickquick I'm not getting ninja'd on this guy!

I second the vote for this guy.

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

Just good old human enemies. Least threatening looking sons of bitches. I must have killed millions of them by now.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

Awwww ^_^ look at de cute widdle soot-thingies, I just wanna hug-OH GOD 99999 DAMAGE?! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT! ARRGHH!!

They sort of look like the Heartless of Kingdom Hearts, which have their fair share of cute among their ranks:

 

[Bepo_Bear]

The only one I can think of is bianky from Viewtiful joe, I mean they just dont really do anything as enemies, just bodies for beating

http://cdn.wikimg.net/strategywiki/images/9/9d/Vjoe_bianky.gif

 

[V da Mighty Taco]

Goombas.

Even after all the times those bastards will kill you, you will NEVER think of them as a legitimate, serious threat. People's tendency to underestimate them is actually what makes them so dangerous.

 

[StriderShinryu]

Quickquickquick I'm not getting ninja'd on this guy!

Seriously. This was totally my first thought on seeing the topic and I can't believe it took so long for the slime to be mentioned.

 

[Tropicaz]

I'd have to say cactuars in FF. They look so innocent, but if you arent careful at low levels they will push your shit in.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Quickquickquick I'm not getting ninja'd on this guy!

I can't believe I didn't think of those guys. My first thought was the Goombas. The slimes are too adorable to be threatening.

 

[The Night Angel]

Quickquickquick I'm not getting ninja'd on this guy!

I actually think there is something creepy in that face myself

My vote goes to the old ladies in San Andreas, whenever everyone starts rioting at the end. I just find it funny when they run at me when I have a shotgun in my hands

 

[Kiyeri]

This little fellow from Final Fantasy XII named Fury looks adorable, right?

Until you watch his intro however (skip to around 25 seconds in)

Looks adorable, but hits like a truck. Then cries when you kill him. Poor thing

 

[Arif_Sohaib]

How about a new rule, no enemies from cartoony games.
For me, everyone in Medal of Honor.

 

[Sable Gear]

Chuchus, specifically those from WindWaker (they were actually kind of spooky in Majora's Mask).


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They so derpy.

Also the first few encounter monsters from Ni No Kuni are adorable.

Anyone else happen to think Metroids are really cute? (Until they're on your face?)

 

[Arif_Sohaib]

Wildlife. Animals are just not scary to me. Wolves, bears, tigers, birds, apes, snakes, etc. Doesn't matter.

You haven't faced off against a tiger at close range in Far Cry 3 have you?

 

[soren7550]

A lot of Pokemon. Such as...

Spoiler: These guys

 

[Beat14]

Dark souls the Crystal Hollowed men in the dukes archives, they look like old men who should be frozen in place. I always underestimate the damage they deal.

I know it can be easy to underestimate quite a few enemies in dark souls, just those crystal guys and the high damage throw me right off.

 

[talker]

For me it is skeletons!
Why do they even have them in video games anymore? They stopped being original and scary ages ago.

The turrets from Portal. Sure, they were dangerous, but they were so cute too. They never wanted to hurt anybody!

and they also said sorry.

'i don't blame you'

'im sorry'