The List of People Going to Hell

[Dangit2019]

I saw this picture in an article (I don't know where it came from originally), so I thought I would play a fun game.

I'm going to ask all of you for fun whether or not you're going to hell and to list the reasons why? I doubt anyone on these forums will be able to go to heaven.

I'm going to hell for being a:
Rock n' Roller
Evolutionist

Post your results as such, and have fun!

 

[DocBalance]

Well, I've made it for Rock and Roller and liberal. This begs the question: Who is actually making it to Heaven on their books? Also, aren't Prosperity Preachers generally covered under Rich People, lesbians under homosexuals, and adulteresses under fornicators? They really need a better editor. Sloppy, sloppy bigotry.

 

[Scrustle]

-Rock & Roller (although that's probably an understatement for me)
-"Evolutionist" I fucking hate that word. Evolution isn't a world view. It's a scientific fact. You don't call people "gravityists", do you?
-Abortionist. Again, not really a correct term.
-Fornicator. If people weren't fornicators the human species wouldn't exist. It's not a bad things.
-Atheist

 

[Rednog]

Well there's no such thing as an evolutionist or an abortionist, so I guess I'm just going to hell for being an atheist...except for the fact that there is no hell, you can't go to a place that doesn't exist. So I guess I'll just chill out here and sip my drink.

 

[Aurgelmir]

So they are saying I go to an imaginary place of torment AFTER I die?
Oh I better repent then... or not. See Atheists don't believe in hell, so telling me I will go there won't change my mind.


Also a lot of the points on the list could probably make the exact same sign (Considering a lto of them are other religious sects)

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

I think im a once saved always saved christian. I was always of the opinion that we are forgiven for our sins, so I dont really have to worry too much about comitting sins. So I guess I am off to hell to. Drat.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Wait, I'm a Catholic and I'm going to Hell?

Gee thanks, God.

I guess that only leaves the scientologists.

 

[Cosmosis]

I have to wonder why homosexual and lesbian are separate, seems like a waste of ink, and as they say "waste not, want not"

As far as that list goes I think I got atheist,evolutionist and maybe rock and roller (I've never preformed nor produced a rockin' track, so that may not apply).

But I knew that if I was wrong, I was going to hell anyway. I think they'll stick me in the river Styx with the sullen.

Oh well, how long can an eternity be?

-Rock & Roller (although that's probably an understatement for me)
-"Evolutionist" I fucking hate that word. Evolution isn't a world view. It's a scientific fact. You don't call people "gravityists", do you?
-Abortionist. Again, not really a correct term.
-Fornicator. If people weren't fornicators the human species wouldn't exist. It's not a bad things.
-Atheist

I honestly thought the abortionist was the one who did the abortion, like, a specialist. But then again, I don't fact check my own thoughts, and I'm wrong a lot.

 

[Scrustle]

I honestly thought the abortionist was the one who did the abortion, like, a specialist. But then again, I don't fact check my own thoughts, and I'm wrong a lot.

When these people say stuff like that it usually means just anyone who supports the idea, not just people who do the act. Or at least that's what I've seen.

 

[Instant K4rma]

Atheist and a Liberal, for the most part.

Oh well, at least I'll spend my time in Hell with other Atheists. Hanging out with George Carlin and Bill Maher in Hell? I fail to see how this place is eternal punishment, personally.

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

Gotta hate those damn Demoncrats. Dunno if that's a spelling error or intentional.

Anyway, my list is:

Evolutionist
'Abortionist'
Liberal
Atheist
Rich Person(HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I wish!)

 

[Keoul]

I like how "Adulteresses" are on the list but adulterers aren't, does that mean any christian guy that cheats on his wife would be fine? also I lol'd at rich people going to hell XD

Anyway, I'd probably go to hell for:
-Buddhist
-"evolutionist"

 

[EeveeElectro]

...Anything that isn't a Christian, basically?
Hmmm. Doesn't sound like anything God would want people to think...
How sad that people like this still exist /: Giving the actually decent and proper ones out there a bad name.

OT:
-Evolutionists
-Fornicator
-Atheist
-Liberal

At you least you bisexual people are saved!

 

[Jaeke]

So... I'm going to hell for being a rock 'n roll mormon.

Can't wait to see everyone there!

 

[Jaeke]

-Rock & Roller (although that's probably an understatement for me)
-"Evolutionist" I fucking hate that word. Evolution isn't a world view. It's a scientific fact. You don't call people "gravityists", do you?
-Abortionist. Again, not really a correct term.
-Fornicator. If people weren't fornicators the human species wouldn't exist. It's not a bad things.
-Atheist

Please, please believe when I say I'm not trying to start something... because I'm not, but the term "evolutionist" while awkward isn't without some merit. You're right, people aren't called gravityists, but some people find it hard to believe that a monkey one day woke up and said "Oh hey, I have a soul and self-consciousness!"

Not saying I agree or disagree. I'm just saying it's not wrong.

 

[RedLister]

So when i die i gotta put up with the greedy rich still sopposedly.

Can't really take anything seriously from these christian zealots. There sheer inability to update there beliefs to match the real world and there hatred of anything which isn't them probably makes jesus facepalm.

LIke EeveeElectro said it isn't something God would want he's supporters to think to have such hate and all that.

 

[GonvilleBromhead]

It's scary that there are people out who ask themselves "What would Jesus do?" somehow, when looking at his teachings, get the answer "Pop along to the funeral of some poor blighter who has died of AIDS and scream at the bereaved that its his and his families fault that he happened to prefer the company of other gentlemen".

Would have thought "Cure the poor fellow of his AIDS", or just more generally "be nice to people, and forgive them" or even "make a nifty cabinet" would have been rather closer to what Jesus would actually have done.

 

[Doclector]

It's scary that there are people out who ask themselves "What would Jesus do?" somehow, when looking at his teachings, get the answer "Pop along to the funeral of some poor blighter who has died of AIDS and scream at the bereaved that its his and his families fault that he happened to prefer the company of other gentlemen".

Would have thought "Cure the poor fellow of his AIDS", or just more generally "be nice to people, and forgive them" or even "make a nifty cabinet" would have been rather closer to what Jesus would actually have done.

It just makes you think, in the words of an incredibly wise man..."What the f*** is wrong with you!?"

But yeah, I'm actually pretty good, unless I qualify for drunk, rock and roller, and liberal, which I'm not sure where the official line is there. Sadly for them though, they missed out "assholes", so they're going to hell too.

 

[Lord Kloo]

Homosexuals - they'd probably dump bisexual under that category
Abortionist
Liberal
Fornicators
Atheist