+30 to Intellegence.
+55 to Alchemy.
+14 to Botany.
+29 to Repair.
+99 to Basketweaving (cookie for the reference).
I drop a large, old-looking chest. As you look inside of it, you can't see anything but blackness. You say "Hello, anybody here?", and hear only echo. You climb down a ladder for a good minute or two, and when you touch a floor, you still can't see anything... except for the illuminated light switch on the wall next to you. Despite the danger of being eaten by a grue, you walk up to the switch and flip it. Suddenly, you can see that you are in a large bunker with adjacent rocket silo repurposed as a disco lounge. There are a bar, a pool, a dancefloor, a sofa, a mighty soundsystem, a disco ball and lights, and many other things.
"Charlie's Angels" theme tune is playing.