The loot you drop

not_the_dm

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+1 full stomach

I drop Narya the Red, Nenya the White and Vilya the Blue.

[sub]Yeah, making it white wouldn't've worked.[sub]Yay apostraphie spam![/sub][/sub]
 

Kollega

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+ three people i do not know about, and am too lazy to do any research about. Does that have anything to do with Lord of the Rings, or not?

It looks like lately i simply cannot hit a spot where i would have to reply to an easily understandable item.

I drop:

An enchanted meat cleaver of significant rarity - "Relentless Avenger". Extra damage against Nazis, "first blood" effect available.
A customized pump shotgun firing blobs of napalm - "Twitchy Anarchist". Six shots, short range, medium accuracy.
A very rare breastplate manufactured by gnomes using dragon fire and blessed by Machine Spirit - "Vanguard's Resistance".
 

not_the_dm

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*Sigh* Those are the three rings made by the Mirdain and then given to the Sindar. At the end of the Third Age they were held by Olorin, Galadriel and Elrond respectively.

OT: +1 Armoury of the Unvanquished

I drop a crow-bar from the Half-life series.
 

Heart of Darkness

The final days of His Trolliness
Jul 1, 2009
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+1 Metal Opening Utility -OR- +1 Headcrab smasher
+1 Overhyped piece of metal, regardless.


+1 Ninja
+1 Explosive
-1,000 lbs cement

I drop A LACROSS TEAM.
 

Kollega

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not_the_dm said:
*Sigh* Those are the three rings made by the Mirdain and then given to the Sindar. At the end of the Third Age they were held by Olorin, Galadriel and Elrond respectively.
I said i was too lazy to research farther than a quick search on Tv Tropes... what could i do, it was late.

Heart of Darkness said:
I drop YOUR iPOD.
But i don't have an iPod! Does that mean i'm getting one for free? In that case, +1 mp3 player i do not really need, but still will use.

I drop an extremely rare ("pearlescent") automatic rocket launcher - RWL33 Imminent Apocalypse. Flavor text: "
Code:
[b][color=red]I love the smell of napalm in the morning...[/color][/b]
". Guided rockets with napalm warheads, 16-rocket magazine, sight with 2x zoom, green-and-white paintjob.
 

dalek sec

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Jul 20, 2008
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+1 rare rocket launcher
+16 rockets
+1 scope
+1 crappy paint job

I drop H&K UMP submachine gun
 

brtshstel

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Dec 16, 2008
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+20 atk
+13 corpses
+20 years sentence for possession of illegal firearms

I drop a liquor distillery, a wheat field, corn field, sugarcane farm, and a barley field.
 

brtshstel

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Heart of Darkness said:
+150 bottles of liquor/day
+500 lbs. grain/year
+100 lbs. sugar/year

I drop A CASE OF MALTED MILK BALLS.
You fail to realize that the grains are necessary to make liquor. The Sugarcane distills into molasses and rum.

OP: +2 sugar high
+20 HP


I drop a vineyard
 

Heart of Darkness

The final days of His Trolliness
Jul 1, 2009
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brtshstel said:
You fail to realize that the grains are necessary to make liquor. The Sugarcane distills into molasses and rum.
I know that. But you dropped the farms, not the grains.

...anyway.

OT: +1,000 Grapes
+Ability: Create Grape Juice
+Ability: Create Wine
+Ability: Create Vinegar

Choose one ability.

I drop DISTILLED WATER.
 

Kollega

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Jun 5, 2009
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+1 shiny new badge... nothing too special.
Effect: bragging rights enabled!

I drop:

A brochure on the subject of going back in time to kill Hitler, and why you should not try to do that.
A flask of liquor which has "Lt. Col. Kilgore" inscribed on it.
A portable black hole launcher (aim away from face).