The loot you drop

Zeromaeus · Apr 11, 2010

-100 HP (GAHHHH! IT BURNS!)

I drop a vial of dragon blood.

Heart of Darkness · Apr 11, 2010

+14 Wishes
-1 Dragon
+Status "Mixed Feelings"

I drop A PUMA. Not the sneaker, the mammal.

Zeromaeus · Apr 11, 2010

+1 Warthog

I drop the feather of a Phoenix.

Heart of Darkness · Apr 11, 2010

+1 Life iff not in FFXIII. Else "Game over." (Where "iff" means "if and only if")

I drop GYARADOS INTO A LAKE OF RAGE.

Omegatronacles · Apr 11, 2010

+1 Cranky Pokemon

I drop the launch codes

Discord · Apr 11, 2010

+1 M.A.D. -100 Life if used, Increase 50% chance of finding religion if used.

I dropped my Wolf Fang Necklace

Heart of Darkness · Apr 11, 2010

+1 Angry Heart of Darkness
+1 Fox KITSUNE hunt
+100 Ultimate Necklace of Stat Enhancing

I drop THE INFINITY PLUS ONE SWORD.

Zeromaeus · Apr 11, 2010

+infinity attack
-infinity defense
Oh, ha ha ha.

I drop a unicorn's horn.

Heart of Darkness · Apr 11, 2010

+1 Angry Heart of Darkness
+1 Zeromaeus Hunt
+1 Pointy Spiral Object
-All negative status effects.
+Status "Guilt"

I drop A KING METAL SLIME.

Zeromaeus · Apr 11, 2010

+1 pet (-3 pets for every second in possession)

I drop Fairy wings.

Omegatronacles · Apr 11, 2010

+1 Flightless fairy

I drop the names of several prominent people in the community

Steppin Razor · Apr 11, 2010

+100 to personal amusement over threads wondering where they've disappeared to and how to bring them back

I drop an ellipsis

Omegatronacles · Apr 11, 2010

+...

I drop a scythe sharpened on the rising sun

Steppin Razor · Apr 11, 2010

+1 to reference I don't get and +1 to melted scythe

I drop an Ikea store

Omegatronacles · Apr 11, 2010

+50 to frustration, +43 to useless furniture

I drop a bag of wasabi peas and a magical ginsu sword.

KitsunetheFox · Apr 11, 2010

+14 to magical cookery skills.

I drop 30 live grenades.

GunstarHero · Apr 11, 2010

+10 to potholing.

I drop a selection of novelty horns.

The Infinite · Apr 11, 2010

+ 10 Room

I drop an amplifier that goes up to 11.

darth jacen · Apr 11, 2010

+ 100 noise pollution

I drop a Beatles album

Heart of Darkness · Apr 11, 2010

+Mad Scramble in the Crosswalk
+24 Injuries
+2 Deaths
+Achievement "Beatles Massacre"

I drop FAIRY INJECTION LILY.