The Lovecraftian Meteorite

[Disaster Button]

It was obviously God getting bored and trying to skim a stone across the ocean. That stone just happened to be a big freaking meteorite to us.

 

[Mcupobob]

So the have come back to get me, damnit....

 

[Lauren Admire]

Edit: Nevermind.

Thanks for pointing it out ;D

 

[Clyde]

Lovecraft gets too many things credited to his name ...

 

[cleverlymadeup]

probly what the geologists said it landed in water, boiled it off and burned up the arsenic and such making people sick

 

[Flying-Emu]

Arsenic sounds like the most logical explanation.