The Lyric Engine

[Labyrinth]

Pretty simple. Make up lyrics which follow on from those above. Chorus optional.

It's 5:30 in the morning
On a lonely winter's night
And with zombies all around me,
Putting up a fight...

 

[COR 2000]

.... They're everywhere,
They just won't stop.
I can't afford to lose any blood,
not a single drop...

 

[Anarchemitis]

...Shrieks and wails
The terror and fright
Not a weapon in sight
nay I last the night.

 

[COR 2000]

I'm running for my life,
this could be my last.
With the zombies right behind,
they run fast...

 

[Anarchemitis]

*SCREEEEEAAAAAA!!!*
(Drumsolo)

 

[COR 2000]

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND WON'T GIVE UP!
I JUST KEEP ON RUNNING
AND THEY JUST KEEP ON CATCHING UP!

*Instrumental solo*

 

[Birras]

My life is over
I have been bitten
My organs are stopping
I hope they are smitten

*Really weird sounding synthesizer solo*

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

then i look at the ground
just below my feet
there sits a weapon
called the crowbar

 

[COR 2000]

I pick it up, and whirl it around.
The Zombies see it, but they just won't stop.
They come closer, arms outreached,
I swing it some more and they all start to drop.

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

.... They're everywhere,
They just won't stop.
I can't afford to lose any blood,
not a single drop...

 

[COR 2000]

.... They're everywhere,
They just won't stop.
I can't afford to lose any blood,
not a single drop...

Hey, hey,HEY!!! You stole my line!!!

 

[Anarchemitis]

*record scratch*
[sup]Cut, cut. Okay, Cor, sometimes we do a bit of improv in the booth, but don't break the flow. We cool? Okay, keep rolling from the top, Scarx. "Not a Single Drop"[/sup]
*Music continues*

 

[Portkins]

[[I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared, she said...

No, I'm kidding.]]

(Chorus x2) Zombie Christmaaaaas...

 

[COR 2000]

Zombie-Zombie CHRISTMASSSS!!!

(Guitar Solo)

 

[Xhumed]

It's a very Romero-y chriiiiissstmaaaas!

 

[COR 2000]

Filled with tons annndd tons of Zombiiiieeeesssss......

 

[Copter400]

The corpses piling up around meeeeees,
Yeah!

 

[COR 2000]

*Musical Cue*

My arms are broken down
From all the swinging,
as well as my throat
from all this singing....

 

[Labyrinth]

I'm tired and worn
My flesh is all torn
As humanity's last hope
I'm better off on dope

 

[Anarchemitis]

But Christmas is coming
Even the zombies are humming
Silverbells and chorus in tune,
Up comes yon ev'nings moon...