The Lyrics Game!

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I wanna take you home
I won't do you no harm, no
You've got to be all mine, all mine
Ooh, foxy Toast.

 

[Sassafrass]

Why I don't think you trust in my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
In my self righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die

(Chop Suey - S.O.A.D)

 

[Baby Eater]

(shuffles a ***** -_-)

MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS! With a feeling so pure!

(Cigaro-SOAD)

 

[JRCB]

"I don't know what it's like to be you..."

You Don't Know by Reel Big Fish

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

He swept up from behind,
he put a gun up to my head,
he made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight,
give me all you got,
I want your money not your life,
but if you make a move I wont think twice
(Ain't no rest for the wicked,Cage the elephant)

 

[Baby Eater]

He's the man with golden gun and his sights are on you.

(Goldfinger soundtrack)

 

[ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease]

Vaudevillian be chillin
with all her homies bein' Veteran
Cause there all Nobel Laureatans

reprimindin all the newbies
who just joined today
Explain why Escapests roll this way
Keepin up her post count
above the realms of mortal man

don't be pissin her off
she's got the admins in her hand
and 50 others who friended her
legion got her back
give her smack
she'll send an army to attack
and be sure that Furbert
be a flamin ass
all over your threads
posts won't be in lack

And if you have the balls to insult art
be sure she'll be sendin
horror villains
after dark
makin you screem Bloody Mary
while King and her watch

her pen be freakin deadly
it's her favorite weapon
metaphorically chuck it
kill ya with it
with the words she be pennin

So y'all new to the Escapist
Welcome to our home
but don't be immature
and post retarded shit yo

we don't approve of vs threads
They get locked like every day
we be past fanboyin
and banning all the flamers
be cool
have fun
just don't piss of Vaudevillian
(Or Hulibib for that matter too)

Well, thats not too bad for something I made up on the spot.

EDIT: Oh God, I spent so much time writing this, I was off by 5 posts...

 

[Baby Eater]

Holy shit man! That was beautiful. *applaude* Now make one with me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

SNIP

Sir. I may love you.
Fucking awesome.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

She ain't happy,
She's feeling glad,
She's got sunshine in a bag,
She's useless, but not for long,
the future is coming on, coming on, coming on..

 

[Baby Eater]

Holy Kipper!
Ride the Mudkip!
You can see his fins but you know he's mean!

 

[JRCB]

"Crazy, toys in the attic I am crazy..."

The Trial by Pink Floyd.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Toys in his attic,
Rats in his cellar
(???,???)

 

[Baby Eater]

*whistles fist full of dollars theme*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Toast walks warily down the street with the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, machine gun's ready to go
Are you ready? Hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?

 

[Baby Eater]

Vee paid her dues -
Time after time
- She's done her sentence But committed no crime
- And bad mistakes she's made a few. She's had my share of sand kicked in my face
- But she's come through. We are the champions
- my friends And we'll keep on fighting
- till the end -
We are the champions
- We are the champions
No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions - of the world -

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The road was long but i ran it, Toast
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Toast
If there's one fool for you then I am it, Toast
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Toast, I love you...

(I hate my Shuffle. Dammit Janet- Rocky Horror Picture Show)

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Don't need money, Don't take fame, don't need no credit card to ride this train, It's strong and it's sudden, It can even be cruel sometimes, but it might just save your life!
THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE!

 

[Baby Eater]

(Your Itunes loves me Vee. I don't blame it.And apparently mine loves you too.)

This time, This place Misused, Mistakes
Too long too late
Who was I to make you wait?
Just one chance.Just one breath.Just in case there's just one left
'Cause you know, you know, you know...
I love you
I've loved you all along I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
And you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore
(Nickelback-so far away)

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

(Aw, XD! Oh hell no. My itunes spat up Hot for Teacher...)


Ow! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for Toast!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for Toast!