The Lyrics Game!

[Baby Eater]

(D'awww XD.Weird mine got cat scratch fever )

Well I don't know where Vee comes from.But she sure does come
I hope she's comin' for me
And I don't know how she does it But she sure does it good
I hope she does it for free
She give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

(D'aw. Have some Alice Cooper! )

He used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
Till they got a hold of me
He opened doors for little old ladies
He helped the blind to see
He got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with him
And he's gettin' real shot down
And he's feelin' mean
No more Mister Nice Toast
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Toast
They say he's sick, he's obscene

 

[Baby Eater]

(....I like 80's music >_>.....<_<)

Just for the record let's get the story straight
Me and VaudeVillian were fishing it was getting pretty late
Out on a cypress limb above the wishin' well where they say it got no bottom, say it take you down to hell!
Over in the bushes and off to the right,come two men talkin' in the pale moon light
Sheriff John Brady and Deputy Hedge haulin' two limp bodies down to the water's edge
I know a secret down at VaudeVillian's Cabin, oh yeahI know a secret that I just can't tell

(Warrant uncle toms cabin)

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He's a lumber jack and he's okay!
He sleeps all night and he works all day!

He cuts down trees!
He wears high heels!
Suspenders and a bra!
He wished he'd been a girly!
just like his dear papa!

(XD Oh God, I'm sorry!)

 

[Baby Eater]

(Don't worry I have my revenge)

Vee's got a lovely bunch of coconuts!
There they are all standing in a row.
Big ones,small ones, some as big as your head!
Give 'em a twist a flick of the wrist that's what the showman said!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

(...That's revenge? I liked it! )

He's a mighty, mighty man, He's young and he's in his prime
He's a mighty, mighty man, He's young and he's in his prime
He don?t pick my jobs he's ready for any ol? time.

 

[Baby Eater]

(Damn I'm running out of songs)

Uhhh....
Vee's got her Van's on but they look like sneakers.
Got her Van's on cause they look like sneakers.
Wear hi-tops causd they cleaner.

 

[CounterAttack]

(Surprise!)

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection.
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon press down again,
Make toast!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He?s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means

 

[Baby Eater]

You just got pwned, FTW
Now you're dead, you're dead cause we killed you
We took you by surprise (Hmm? Boo! AAAH!)
We just saw you roaming the forest And said let's kill those guys (Yeah! Good idea!)
You're a squirrel who somehow has money And sometimes swords and shields
I don't care if you're a cute bunny,I'll kick your ass for realz!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Forever young, he wants to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever, forever forever
Forever young, he wants to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever
Forever young

 

[RanD00M]

We are your sex toys
Plastic cunts and rubber dongs
Helping your imagination to grow nice and strong
Give you a ticket to the possibilities
Cuz society would rather you hide your fantasies


(Don´t ask, it's an extremely perverted song.)

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

When he was six he had a girl,
when he was twelve he had a girl,
when he was twenty he has plenty,
twenty one,he's got no one,
his body rapes his mind,
his body does it from behind,
(When I was six,Lodger)

 

[Baby Eater]

He saw an old woman on the stairway,to heaven
hoo-oo-ooh-hoo-oh
(Obvious)

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

He wakes at times to take a piss,
we can taste the cancer in his morning kiss,
(I love death,Lodger)

 

[Baby Eater]

(God why does everyone's song say I'm either a freak or terminally ill?)

Lycan's not happy
He's feeling glad.
He's got sunshine, in a bag
He's useless,but not for long.
The future is coming on, is coming on, is coming on, is coming on.....

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

This is his fate
the things he hates
Always on time
and never late
Using things he found amusing
Got it all without his choosing
Using things that made him shiver
Pushed his brain down through his liver
Fickle Eater always a liar
Fickle Eater now for hire
Fickle Eater easy target
Fickle Eater an open market
(Fickle,Lodger)

 

[Baby Eater]

Lycan's in black he hit the sack It's been too long he's glad to be back
Yes, he's let loose From the noose That's kept him hanging around
He's been looking at the sky and it's gettin' him high
Forget the hearse 'cause he'll never die he's got nine lives Cats eyes
Cruisin' every woman, never wonderin' why.
(AC/DC - Back in Black)

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Total Slaughter,
Total slaughter,
he wont leave,
a single man alive,
la de da de di,
genocide,
la de da de dud,
an ocean of blood,
so let him begin,
the killing times,
(Killing times,Vash the stampede)

 

[Baby Eater]

He's a maniac
Maniac!
Maniac!
On the floor!
(Unknown)