The MAN Thread

[Fetzenfisch]

I'm so manly that i can say i like Erasure and actually once danced to Lady Gaga and still get laid more often then all the ponyfans combined



edit: actually i can predict some responses that will follow. But i still dont alter the post, because ima man!

Spoiler: Manly joke

Why do almost 50% of women dont reach their orgasm during sex?

Spoiler: answer

Who cares?

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Gentlemen, allow me to direct you to the Art of Manliness site. It's the internet textbook on how to be a man, from manly skills, to advice, to the very philosophy of manliness. Here, to get you started:

http://artofmanliness.com/2011/03/20/what-man-understands-that-he-is-dying-daily-this-is-your-life/

Of course, if you're looking for manly comedy, then Man Comics are what you want to be looking for.



http://www.cracked.com/blog/man-comics/

 

[Shirokurou]

All of you who posted ponies...
I'm not gonna ask you to hand in your balls, but... now we know what kind of men you are...

You're damn right you do. We're the kind of men who aren't AFRAID to like ponies.

I'll enlighten you.
Ponies? Screw that, a real man is allowed to like only one animal!

Spoiler

KITTENS!

 

[Dr Snakeman]

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The manliest of all men.

Another Archer fan here? Cool.
OP: I'll add the manilest man ever:

Neil Patrick Harris. I'd go gay for him.

YES! There is only one man on this Earth I would even consider offering myself to, and that's the guy. Seriously, Neil Patrick Harris is a god.

Any given person, upon exposure to Neil Patrick Harris, will temporarily turn into a gay man. Regardless of the initial gender or orientation of said person.

Neil Patrick Harris sweats Snapple.

Neil Patrick Harris is so manly, only another man could satisfy him.

...

I could do this all day. Suffice it to say that I agree with you.

 

[Miles000]

Spiders beware.

Spoiler: The Whipper Snipper

 

[IndianaJonny]

*snip*
Cant believe no ones posted these.

I did consider including a jazz soloist but I'm glad you had my back. Good call, Wingman.

 

[Gottesstrafe]

All of you who posted ponies...
I'm not gonna ask you to hand in your balls, but... now we know what kind of men you are...

You're damn right you do. We're the kind of men who aren't AFRAID to like ponies.

Oh... you SHOULD be.





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