The Monty Python: Bridge of Death Test

Xpwn3ntial

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You live. That made us laugh.

Our name is Hiro.
Our quest is to determine the airspeed velocity of an African unladen swallow.
Our favourite colour is maroon.
 

Zirat

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You die

My name is none of your bussiness
My quest is also none of your concern
My favorite color? Your a nosy bugger arent you?
 

BrailleOperatic

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You die. That isn't how you spell 'business'.

My name is SATAN.
My quest is THE DESTRUCTION OF MANKIND.
My favourite colour is DEATH PINK.
 

Captain Pirate

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You seem like a nice prson, but you die nevertheless.

My name is Lord God King Tom of the kingdom of everything.
My Quest is to walk my dog, a rare everythingian dalmatio-alsatio-hound, that can walk indefinately, to a land beyond my Kingdom. Which includes Everything. It will take me some time.
My Favorite colour is Purple.
 

CounterAttack

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Dec 25, 2008
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You Die for being pretentious.

My name is Raven Sanderson.
My quest is to find the legendary Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon.
My favourite colour is blood-red.
 

Captain Pirate

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You live. Sir Schmoopy is an awesome name.

My name is Thomas Edgar Kenneth of Altonia.
My quest is to find the legendary flying frog of Amphonis.
My favorite colour is still purple.
 

Gary Heiman

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Jul 25, 2010
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You go to Limbo, flying frog is cool, purple not so much.

My name is Mario
My quest is to save the Princess (for the millionth freakin time!!!)
My favorite color is Red
 

Dragon_of_red

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You live on. Just to find out that she is somewhere else (The *****!)

My name is Naruto
My quest is... To become Hokage I guess...
My favourite colour is Orange.
 

Jaywebbs

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You live,

My name is Frodo

My quest is to destroy the One Ring

My favourite color is brown.
 

Venom 3135

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Decide if the person above you lives or DIES..Mwhahahahahaha *cough* *cough* thats enough evil laughing for now[/quote]

lol, you actually sounded like the resi merchant

you die

my name...dave
my quest...to pass the bridge
my favourite couler...black
 

LostTimeLady

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Dec 17, 2009
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You live.

My name is LostTimeLady.
My quest is to finish knitting my scarf.
My favourite colour is blue.
 

Ickorus

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Mar 9, 2009
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You LIVE

My name is Sir Icky of Icksworth!
My quest is to seek the holy grail!
My favourite colour is green- No, blue!
 

Blights

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You... LIVE!
Hell, trying to decide on a favourite colour is hard, no?

My name is Nathan
My quest is to acquire a perfectly normal, delicious tasting sandvich.
My Favorite colour is Blue
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Dec 22, 2008
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You die.

My name is Richard the Warlock.
My quest is to kill everything I see.
My favourite colour is maroon.
 

BrailleOperatic

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You live, now stop whining about dying.

My name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz.
My quest is to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals.
My colour, unfortunately, doesn't fit the rest of this gag so we're just not going to mention it.
 

Valkyrie101

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My name is Valkyrie.

My quest is to get laid.

My favourite colour is green. No, blue! Aaaaaarrrrrgh *flies into gorge*
 

hopeneverdies

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You die. Wait a minute. Where is he?

My name is Can Dell Jack
My quest is to not get interrupted.
My favorite colo