The Monty Python: Bridge of Death Test

CounterAttack

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Dec 25, 2008
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You die.

My name is Michael Stevens.
My quest is to find a new job.
My favourite colour is black, that of my suit.
[sub]A cookie for getting the reference.[/sub]
 

BrailleOperatic

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You die because I don't get the reference.

My name is Oliver Twist.
My quest is make my way in the world.
My favourite colour is MUSIC~
 

CounterAttack

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Dec 25, 2008
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You die. Music isn't a colour.
[sub]Reference.[/sub]

My name is Xavier.
My quest is to find a good-looking girl I can use my awesome pick-up line on.
My favourite colour... well, what wines do you have?
 

AwesomeExpress

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Feb 4, 2010
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You die. You failed to provide a color!

My name is Dave.
My quest is to find the missing goblet of Xao Len Tohng
My favorite color is green.
 

Stone Wera

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You live.

My name is Stone Bennet Wera (no, seriously).
My guest is to find a better quest.
My favorite color is yellow.
 

BrailleOperatic

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You die. You answered none of the questions.

My name is Cloud, I have a sword.
My quest is to fight cactaurs, because I'm bored.
My favourite colour is when I go into an inn, fifteen seconds, it's day again.
 

Stone Wera

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You die... That's not a color. But your avatar is trippy, so I guess you can live.

My name is Stone Bennet Wera.

My quest is to kill 20 wolves and bring back their fangs.

My favorite color is yellow.
 

BrailleOperatic

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You die. Those wolves are waaaaay above your level.

My name is James Tiberius Picard.
My quest is to succesfully blend the best parts of the Original Series and the Next Generation.
My favourite colour is not red.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Dec 22, 2008
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You die. Either Kirk or Picard. Not both.

My name is Hiro Alexon.

My quest is to read every novel Yuki has read.

My favourite colour is evergreen.
 

Stone Wera

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YOU LIVE!

My name is Heath Ledger.

My quest is to kill Batman.

My favorite color is blood red.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Dec 22, 2008
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You live.

My name is Alex Mercer.

My quest is to find out what happened to me.

My favourite colous is gore.
 

Stone Wera

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Feb 13, 2010
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You die. Gore's no color I ever heard of!

My name is Stone Bennet Wera...

My quest is to live on the Monty Python Bridge of Death Test...

My favorite color is yellow.
 

BrailleOperatic

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You die. You know full well that yellow is not a colour.

My name is Uwe Boll.
My quest is to ruin every game you've ever loved.
My favourite colour is green BECAUSE LoZ IS NEXT!
 

Sgt_Jakeman214

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Jul 19, 2010
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You die. You can try, but you will always fail to ruin every game I have ever played. Most of them were ruined by others to begin with.

My name is Commissar Yarrick!
My Quest is to kill Warlord Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka!
My favourite colour is red! The Red of the blood of the Emperor's enemies!
 

IamQ

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Mar 29, 2009
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You're dead.

My name is Klas Tommy Erik Mats Hägerstrand!

My quest is to get the World of Warcraft: Cataclysm Collectors Edition!

My favourite color is yellow!
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Dec 22, 2008
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You live.

My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III.

My quest is to protect the weak.

My favourite colour is red.
 

BrailleOperatic

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Jul 7, 2010
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You live. If the Spanish were an indicator, that is an incredibly sexy name.

My name is Slim Shady.
My quest is to stand up.
My favourite colour is real.
 

Stone Wera

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You live.

My name is yellow...

My quest is Stone Wera...

My favorite color is to find the Holy Grail.