The Monty Python: Bridge of Death Test

[TraitortoHeaven]

You live: Something else will kill ya with that logic.

My name is Deadpool.

My quest is to keep on questing.

My favorite color is blood.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

You live.

My name cannot be pronounced with the feeble human vocal mechanism.

My quest is beyond your comprehension.

My favourite colour is lavender.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

You die. Lavender is not a real colour!

My name is Zim.
My quest is to take over the world!
My favourite colour is HUMAN SUFFERING!

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

You live: Destroy All Humans!

My name is Scott Pilgrim

My quest is to defeat the 7 evil exes

My favorite color is blue

 

[BrailleOperatic]

You die. Don't take the Scott's name in vain!

My name is what?
My quest is who?
My favourite colour is Slim Shady!

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

You die: Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up?

My name is Waldo.
My quest is to remain undetected.
My favorite color is blending in random objects

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

You die. You were detected.

My name is Delta.

My quest is to find my daughter.

My favourite colour is yellow.

 

[Stone Wera]

You live. Your daughter's in her room listening to loud music and talking on the phone.

My name is eggs.

My quest is to eggs.

My favorite color is eggs.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

You live: Aren't you EGGScited!?.....

My name is Jack
My quest is to find jill
My favorite color is on my pill

 

[Stone Wera]

You live.

My name is a name.

My quest is a quest.

My favorite color is a color.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

You ldiivee. Yeah, I just fused two words.

My name is Collin McLeod of the Clan McLeod.
My quest is to be born on the shores of whatever the rest of this part of the line is.
My favourite colour is IMMORTAL!

 

[Stone Wera]

You die.

I am my name!

I am my quest?

I am my favorite color,

 

[SteakHeart]

My name is Chuck Norris.

My quest is to be Chuck Norris.

My favorite color is Chuck Norris.

 

[SteakHeart]

~Escapist consumed my post~

 

[Malgorath]

You Chuck Norris. I mean live.

My name is Atlas.

My quest is to overthrow Andrew Ryan.

My favorite color is red. The color of ADAM.

Would you kindly let me pass?

 

[squidbuddy99]

No. You are killed by Sploicers.

My name is Candlejack.

My que-

 

[BrailleOperatic]

You die.

My name is Freakazoid.
My quest is to not say Candle Jack like that poor sod up there.
My favourite colour is...oh sh-

 

[squidbuddy99]

You die.

My name is Frank West.
My quest is to be on all the major papers.
My favorite color is zombie-punch red.

 

[Malgorath]

You live.

My name is Candle Jack

My quest...wait what? Do I kidnap myse-

 

[Happy Sock Puppet]

You are kidnapped. Your fate is undetermined.

My name is Joe.

My quest: to end Hulkamania ONCE AND FOR ALL!

My favorite color: Maroon.