The Most Anticipated Movie of 2017 Now Has a Trailer

[Marter]

you see, the problem with writing a sarcastic article on a site like this, is that people cant tell wether you have been paid to write this or if you are just being funny.

Paid by the Fifty Shades people? IIRC, if that happens there's a big "Sponsored" in front.

Like so: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/140313-Sponsored-Paul-Blart-Fast-and-Furious-Trailer

 

[enginieri]

For equality we must change the release date so that day the releases are: Fifty shades, After Earth 2 and Norm of the North 2

 

[Jandau]

Cinemarter should change his name to Cinemartyr...

 

[cikame]

Your wife wants sex, but not with you, the movie.

 

[Leg End]

Marter you poor-yet-glorious son of a *****. Remind me to buy you a beer/some actually good movies.

Can your review please be as laced with sarcasm as this article is?

Also this because if you don't I think you might smash your head into a coma by doing it sans snarkasm.

 

[Glongpre]

Ahhhhh, I got all excited for a Dunkirk trailer...you sucked all the energy out of me.

But oooo, what is that? John Wick 2 in Feb? Good to know, good to know.

 

[Atratzu]

*mumble mumble* duped into clicking on a bait-y title, read "Fifty Shades" and realized I made a mistake.

 

[Evrant-Knight]

Can't tell if serious or not, if it isn't serious then bravo [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ] my good man, I tip my proverbial hat off to you.
In any case, I'll leave this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ra6qKzXDA] here.