The Most Badass Person Ever.

[nettkenneth]

duke nukem or me

 

[Twilight_guy]

I don't want to say it, but I must, "the search button." Seriously this has been done so many times, and it had been locked a few times too. Next time try to come up with something a little deeper then "most baddass".

On topic, Ganon. He never dies, he just gets bigger and uglier.

 

[jim_doki]

So, who do the fine members of the Escapist regard as the most awesomely asskicking person in the universe?

That Would be me

 

[Radeonx]

Jack Churchill. He carried a claymore, longbow and bagpipes to battle. In WWII.

Not only that, but he was angry at the end of the war because he wanted it to continue, and, furthermore, he lived through it and died in his 80's. He wins my vote.

 

[renner-08]

The protester guy in that old Tiananmen Square newsreel standing firm against an oncoming tank.

Now we know why China's so populated. Those people have massive balls.

im pretty sure that that guy was executed shortly thereafter

 

[bodyklok]

I'm going to go with Kraots, just because no one else seems to be able to live up to him.

 

[ROTMASTER]

Chuck Norris is the most badass person in real life but Riddick is the best fictional charector

 

[lasherman]

Jason Statham, a la Crank

 

[PirateKing]

Either that or Edward from FMA. Seriously, put him in a vs matchup with any other super hero and think of a way that he wouldn't win.

Didn't he lose to Mustang? So all you would need is explodey power.

 

[Signa]

Either that or Edward from FMA. Seriously, put him in a vs matchup with any other super hero and think of a way that he wouldn't win.

Didn't he lose to Mustang? So all you would need is explodey power.

Alright, I guess I could have overstated that a tad. Yeah, Mustang did kinda beat him, but all Mustang is good for is standing in place and snapping his fingers. He's REALLY good at that, but it's like an archer vs a swordsman. Archer is going to be useless at close range.

But theoretically, Ed could take down Superman without breaking a sweat. It wouldn't be too much trouble to alchemically change the ground beneath him into kryptonite. Ed also has some great martial arts training, and can turn his arm into a katar, among other things. The only hero I know that I can't think of a way for him to kill is Wolverine. Besides that, it's just up to his enginuity, timing, and speed to take down anyone else.

Oh, Professor X would still mind-rape him.

 

[hippykiller]

Chuck Norris.

 

[Glerken]

Cortez.
He is of most, badassness.

 

[Supernaut565]

Bruce Willis or Clive Owen watch Die hard, Shoot em up and Sin city and you will know why.

 

[Zangamarth]

There are a few. Max Fightmaster springs to mind, on sheer name basis, though he's a serving soldier too.
Chuck Norris, no more needed.
Samuel L. Jackson, duh.
And maybe Steven Segall, for being able to *****-smack a man across a room in a straight line, with only a half-hearted slap.

 

[RebelRising]

Joe Pesci.

Name one other guy who has beaten up a guy twice his size with a phone receiver while shouting obscenities at him.

 

[Keldon888]

Bruce Campbell or Obi-Wan Kenobi.

So there is no single answer.

 

[Marv21]

Voldemort!

 

[lwm3398]

Hi there. We haven't met yet, but I am the only logical answer to this thread.

Nope, sorry pal. After the whole whining rant about sex is gross and you want to puke and you want to strangle any girl that walks up to you and wants to fool around? Your man card was revoked. Someone revoked it and nobody objected. You lose.


I vote for Frank Dux [http://www.chasingthefrog.com/reelfaces/bloodsport.php]. This is the man whose story was made into the movie 'Bloodsport'.

Incorrect. I objected, and I included a veiled death threat.
The issue was not pressed.

If you think you need to have sex or want to have sex to be a badass, you are wrong.
Science and Jesus both agree.

he's so awesome he got Science and Jesus to agree. you can't get badasser than that.

 

[lwm3398]

Randall Flagg: The Walkin' Dude.

holy fucking god. someone else read that book. what if we fused him with professor badass,Chuck Norris,and The Fonz? would the world not tear a rift and be sucked toward that one person?