The most hilariously easy solutions to beating a boss battle

[DownOnTheUpside]

Hmm, yes.

* Every single "boss" in assassins creed 1/2

Yea the bosses themselves were easy to kill in Assassin's Creed because it was trained assassin vs. a normal person. The hard part was figuring out the way to kill them and sneaking around.

The point is to kill them in a stealthy way without alerting anyone until AFTER you kill them.
Becuase after you kill them your notoriety automatically becomes full and you're wanted. Some were easy and some were a pain in the ass.

I would have to say Borderlands had some pretty easy bosses... especially if you did all side quests before you went and fought the boss.

 

[run_forrest_run]

I wouldn't call it a boss but others would so Medusa from God of War was very easy. You could keep her in the air the whole time with apollos ascension and desencion and she would never get a hit in.

 

[Batfred]

How about the leader of the GI tribe in FFVII, one pheonix down and that bad boy is beddy-byes.

FFs have that issue don't they. There was an Abbadon in FFVII that died with one pheonix down too.

Back to VII, the very end battle was really easy if you had Knights of the Round.

 

[Desert Tiger]

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

Step one: Watch the cutscene.

Step two: Congratulations, you won.

Spoiler

I was so disappointed you couldn't actually fight Dagon. Prissy Martin got to do it instead. It would have been cool had the main character been able to transform into the dragon and fight, but I suppose that'd contradict the story.

I prefer to blast him with my insanely powerful custom made "Judgement of Order" spell. His avatar melts if you hit him with enough damage ^_^

 

[mannaroth]

Mysterio in Spiderman you punch him.

 

[Nazz3]

I haven't played, but wasnt there a boss in MGS1 where you just needed to change the controller port?

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Aquaria: First 'boss', the energy spirit.
1. Sheild up.
2. Simon says sing.
And from the same game: Mergog shaman.
1. Use nature form and find the right place to sit.
2. Impale his butt with giant spiky plant stalks.

Rest of the game is challenging though.

Also, most JRPG's will have the bosses be hideously easy if you grind enough.

 

[No-Superman10]

Not really a boss but hey.
the bigger enemies in RE5 (Chainsaw man, Fat guy ect.) had a brief "Flinch" after getting shotgunned that gave you a chance to melee them and you could then blast the after that and repeat, Bam who ordered dead guy in a sack?

 

[No-Superman10]

Not really a boss but hey.
the bigger enemies in RE5 (Chainsaw man, Fat guy ect.) had a brief "Flinch" after getting shotgunned that gave you a chance to melee them and you could then blast the after that and repeat, Bam who ordered dead guy in a sack?

 

[Klepa]

One more for Borderlands.
I played the end boss with two of my friends. It had barely managed to make it's dramatic entrance, when it already died. Every aspect of the ending was pretty much a big ol' letdown.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Borderlands for me, I kinda stood there with my combat rifle, found with weak spot, and kept firing their for a good minute (to be fair the combat rifle proficiency was like 15, and my mag size is about 3 times what it should be)

The bosses are a bit easy in Borderlands- but I got it a few days ago and have to actually force myself to stop playing it so that I don't get too addicted to it (you know, school starting soon and such). I think that its like what Quintin Tarantino would make if he was a games developer instead of a director (meaning- its almost perfect).

 

[The_State]

It astounds me to see that nobody has mentioned Shadow Link from Legend of Zelda 2. You go through one of the most arduous, expansive, and difficult dungeons ever conceived by man, fight a giant thunder-bird thing which is nigh-impossible to hit and has way too much health, then fight your shadow self. Here's the big showdown, the last obstacle before reaching the triforce...

Crouch in the corner and keep hitting B. You win.

 

[The Anhk24]

Borderlands for me, I kinda stood there with my combat rifle, found with weak spot, and kept firing their for a good minute (to be fair the combat rifle proficiency was like 15, and my mag size is about 3 times what it should be)

The bosses are a bit easy in Borderlands- but I got it a few days ago and have to actually force myself to stop playing it so that I don't get too addicted to it (you know, school starting soon and such). I think that its like what Quintin Tarantino would make if he was a games developer instead of a director (meaning- its almost perfect).

Yah it does get harder as you go on though, and espically the DLC...Damn zombies keep ganging up on me

 

[LWS666]

MW1 in both the bald guy and the mile high club level, it's 3/1 slo-mo headshots and that's it.

 

[Nevyrmoore]

Just remembered the Resident Evil gamecube remake: that fucking plant. You can deal with it the hard way (i.e. walking into the room and fighting normally), or the easy way (i.e. create a toxin that can kill it, and then introduce it to the plant's roots).

 

[Mushroomfreak111]

Umbra

Jumping onto the pillar and firing distance spell for hours until she dies

Very true... I did that over.

 

[Blanks]

Safer Sephiroth- Summon Knights of Round ... over in 5 minutes ..or how ever long that summon takes to finish