The most objectionable lyrics you've ever heard

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While being kinda gross,you have to admit that it is hilarious.Especially if your a Star Wars fan like me.

Yea, Voltaire does a lot of songs for comedy. That particular one I wouldn't really want my mom in the room to listen to, though.

Well if she were to hear either the chorus or the stormtrooper part,she would probably rip you a new one...Pun intended.

Heh.

I wonder how she'd feel about Zombie Prostitute:

 

[Snarky Username]

Easy...

Take that Catholics! Actually just about anything by Tim Minchin would go on this list.

 

[Canid117]

anything by Anal **** is pretty objectionable but that is kind of the point.


and lets not forget

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Well since you asked for it:

Spoiler: extreme racism

Doesn't get much more objectionable than that

 

[gibboss28]

Take your pick of any of these songs, a lot to pick from no?

Spoiler: I'll put the link in here

http://darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html

 

[Viridian13]

I heard this song my senior year in high school. It's fucking hilarious.
Metallica- SO WHAT?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XoyDqFy5pU

 

[RanD00M]

OT:Anything by the Mentors.They promote rape,murder,drug abuse and all around bad stuff.

I was just going to mention them. I think even GWAR thought El Duce was a shithead.

Well GWAR and The Mentors were on Jerry Springer once together.And some woman in the audience said that if her daughter got raped,she would blame El Duce.And GWAR agreed with her.Seeing as how GWAR are joking with their lyrics.While The Mentors were dead serious about promoting rape and such.

 

[Sagiterios]

bedlam bards: the ball of ballinor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcpBkOyedew

also, lily allen not fair just does not sound as dirty as it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1R356wMv4Y

neither will take the prize for most objectionable song but i still think both are funny

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

OT:Anything by the Mentors.They promote rape,murder,drug abuse and all around bad stuff.

I was just going to mention them. I think even GWAR thought El Duce was a shithead.

Well GWAR and The Mentors were on Jerry Springer once together.And some woman in the audience said that if her daughter got raped,she would blame El Duce.And GWAR agreed with her.Seeing as how GWAR are joking with their lyrics.While The Mentors were dead serious about promoting rape and such.

That was exactly what I was talking about, and while there are several videos of both groups on Springer floating around YouTube, I was really not willing to sit through that sack of shit Duce talking.

 

[speedcoreXdandy]

All of Brainbomb's songs are appauling and disgusting and horrific, here's a sample of their worst lyrics

"Rape is beautiful/Sex is violent/smashed her teeth out/blood and cum"

I'm gonna fuck you dead/Cheap fucking meat/Blood dripping from her ****/Pus out of her mouth/You live to die
Pathetical animal"

"You're on top of him/Blood pours out of his mouth/The aura of death excites you/The angels of death smiles at you/It's the ultimate orgasm"

I feel dirty just copying and pasting those.

 

[RanD00M]

I was really not willing to sit through that sack of shit Duce talking.

Well it is a good thing that he died in '97.Sure,it would have been better would he have died sooner.But he was a good example of "how not to do it" regarding....Well everything.

 

[clzark]

It's meant to be funny, but I would never listen to it with my mother in the room

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4iiyRv_NrQ

 

[Lemon Of Life]

I dunno, Eminem likes to share thoughts on felching and putting gerbils up his ass, through the medium of tube.

 

[rippd5]

It's meant to be funny, but I would never listen to it with my mother in the room

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4iiyRv_NrQ

Lonely Island hardly counts, its satire, and their most famous song is satirical mostly in the sense of dumbness and swearing.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

I don't know how to put in youtube vids so I'll just write the lyrics here.

Whitechapel-Vicer Exciser

I will spit right in your fucking face!
How does it taste?
Until the lips are sealed below your waist!
You will never fuck again!

Commence breakdown

 

[StrangerMouse]

There is a band out there called... let's abbreviate them as AC. Their song titles include:

"I snuck a retard into the sperm bank."
"You converted to Judaism so a guy would touch your dick."
"I noticed that you're gay." et. cetera, et. cetera

Yeah.

Not making this up.

Very, very offensive.

 

[Blueruler182]

Lady Gaga has a drunken spasm in the middle of... I think it's Bad Romance, but I honestly couldn't tell you. The music stops for a split second and she goes "UUaagghuuuahhaaah!" The sad thing is that I ignored this as normal for a few months before I heard it and went "Wait, what?"

 

[Ham_authority95]

I'm gonna go with this:


It's wrong but hilarious.

I pissed myself laughing at that.

OT: By yeah, pretty much all of Cannibal Corpse's lyrics.

I actually think its good that the vocals are so guttural...