The Most Stupid Pokemon Ever

[ICs2Xist]

Don't put magikarp... he turns into gyarados (omg a spoiler!).

I'd say hitmonchan. I mean... you think, "Oh! he's awesome! he learns fire, thunder, and ice punch!"

Look at his special attack stat. It maxes out at like 12. So those attacks do nothing anyways.

Hitmonlee, on the other hand, is one of my favorites.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Someone just made a thread like this 5 minutes ago. Literally. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.141966] Plus, what the hell is with all these Pokemon threads today, is today an event or something?

 

[khaimera]

Why hasn't the girl from the other thread answered? She would be in heaven in this thread.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Someone just made a thread like this 5 minutes ago. Literally. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.141966] Plus, what the hell is with all these Pokemon threads today, is today an event or something?

no more than five minutes ago. this is getting crazy.
and once more i say, oddish is useless to me.

 

[khaimera]

Someone just made a thread like this 5 minutes ago. Literally. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.141966] Plus, what the hell is with all these Pokemon threads today, is today an event or something?

I think its the escapist "bring your kid to work day". I dunno, cant figure it out myself.

Finally, someone to make fun of that I can get behind. Lets get em.

 

[PatrioticPineapple]

The Pokemon its self is a mind fuck

 

[masterjiji]

ive got it. CATERPIE. it cant be cool and learn poison sting and be super-effective against its nemesis, weedle, NOOOOO. it has to learn TACKLE with an abysmal attack stat matched in suckage only by magikarp and the abra evolution chain.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Someone just made a thread like this 5 minutes ago. Literally. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.141966] Plus, what the hell is with all these Pokemon threads today, is today an event or something?

I think its the escapist "bring your kid to work day". I dunno, cant figure it out myself.

Perhaps, I'm wondering if the two users are the same person, or even friends with each other. I'm unsure.

 

[Craig FTW]

WHY DON'T WE ANSWER THE THREAD?

I say Dunsparce. Just...what the heck?

 

[Merteg]

Ummmm, I don't know?

I would just raise all the cool looking water-Pokemon to level 100 and challenge people.

 

[Aqualung]

I'm pretty sure Psyduck is actually mentally retarded.

 

[Craig FTW]

WHY DON'T WE ANSWER THE THREAD?

I say Dunsparce. Just...what the heck?

Shh shhhh its ok Craig, its ok. Lets be calm, you cant go FTW with that attitude. Also heck? Where the hell are you from? Ok no, i must be good.

Haha am I being sedated?

And sorry, I'm kind of tired of swaring, since my best friend's girlfriend's dad just yelled at him and swore at him because he saw HIS DAUGHTER kiss HIM. ONCE.
And he's forcing them to break up.
I may cut his face off.

 

[S-Unleashed]

Oddish. I didn't like him in 1999 and I don't like it now.

 

[Kermi]

ive got it. CATERPIE. it cant be cool and learn poison sting and be super-effective against its nemesis, weedle, NOOOOO. it has to learn TACKLE with an abysmal attack stat matched in suckage only by magikarp and the abra evolution chain.

Well yes, but Butterfree>Beedrill.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

Seconded Jynx.

 

[Remleiz]

Seconded Jynx.

thirded