The Multiverse...

[lwm3398]

Yeah, you probably thought there was gonna be some serious discussion. You should know better.

Anyways, someone has found out that the multiverse is a navigable network of any dimension you can think of. Since time is also a navigable thing, and a dimension in itself, (The fourth, to be precise. The way you travel through it is actually called a tesseract, and if you don't know what I'm talking about, you may never call yourself a sci-fi fan again. Hell, you don't even know sci-fi.) so you can also go through the time of a dimension.

Also, here's the thing, they try to catalogue every discovered dimension in a convenient ever-changing portable Wikipedia for the multiverse. If you enter in a keyword, you can find that dimension, or something like the one you entered. Like 'made of ham', or something like that.

Question is, where are you going? Anything imaginable is probably a dimension. And if that fails, you can try to make one (Technology to do this is expensive. You don't have that kind of money, but let's just say everything you search for is a dimension).

And, why yes, I do watch Family Guy. Why do you ask?

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Grayjack]

I would go to a dimension where playing video games is the best paying job.

...a game universe, where all game characters live?

You know, Doomsday Arcade?

This too.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I'm not sure where I'd go, but I'd definitely avoid the plane of suck. (Now if only I had some cookies to give out for the reference...)

 

[Distorted Stu]

Im unsure what universe i would pick, but just think, their normal life must seem boring and amazing to us. Their ham filled life is just normal, to us its like "wtf, ham?!". Personally i think we have a boring universe, its so stable. So i dunnoo..

Also i just air-high fived my multiuniverse self. Fuck yeah multi/paraell stus!

 

[Distorted Stu]

I'm not sure where I'd go, but I'd definitely avoid the plane of suck. (Now if only I had some cookies to give out for the reference...)

Pure Pwnage?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I'm not sure where I'd go, but I'd definitely avoid the plane of suck. (Now if only I had some cookies to give out for the reference...)

Pure Pwnage?

No, not what I meant.

 

[rokkolpo]

millions of things rushing thru my mind.....*guns*...*games*...*nude*....

 

[lwm3398]

Also i just air-high fived my multiuniverse self.

You should have made out. XKCD advises us to do so.

In one universe, XKCD rules Earth.

 

[Cargando]

I wouldn't mind visiting a universe where emotions existed as forces, and sadness wasn't one of them.

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

I hate the way Alternate Me lords his cowboy hat over me, so I'll stay in this universe.

 

[SilentStranger]

Marvel 616 universe, here I come!

 

[Trivun]

I'm not sure where I'd go, but I'd definitely avoid the plane of suck. (Now if only I had some cookies to give out for the reference...)

Looking For Group. So easy...

OT: I'd go to the universe consisting of all fictional stuff. So, it's basically like The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, depending of course on time periods, but it refers to every single fictional character and fictional creation ever devised. Now THAT would be awesome...

 

[ma55ter_fett]

I would go to a dimension where playing video games is the best paying job.

...a game universe, where all game characters live?

You know, Doomsday Arcade?

This too.

I would head there as well,

"Also, here's the thing, they try to catalogue every discovered dimension in a convenient ever-changing portable Wikipedia for the multiverse. If you enter in a keyword, you can find that dimension, or something like the one you entered. Like 'made of ham', or something like that."

sounds like the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy to me, not that I wouldn't still buy one. =D

 

[shadowstriker86]

a hentai universe where theres nothing but hot busty chicks and im the only guy TOP THAT!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I'm not sure where I'd go, but I'd definitely avoid the plane of suck. (Now if only I had some cookies to give out for the reference...)

Looking For Group. So easy...

OT: I'd go to the universe consisting of all fictional stuff. So, it's basically like The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, depending of course on time periods, but it refers to every single fictional character and fictional creation ever devised. Now THAT would be awesome...

You got it.

Spoiler

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

"I Am God" would be my first query. Second, I don't know, probably something like "I am Hugh Hefner"

[sup]Don't judge me[/sup]

 

[lwm3398]

a hentai universe where theres nothing but hot busty chicks and im the only guy TOP THAT!

Only problem now is to get them to have sex with you...

What?! You think you could just rape them?! They have sexy police!

 

[Trivun]

I'm not sure where I'd go, but I'd definitely avoid the plane of suck. (Now if only I had some cookies to give out for the reference...)

Looking For Group. So easy...

OT: I'd go to the universe consisting of all fictional stuff. So, it's basically like The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, depending of course on time periods, but it refers to every single fictional character and fictional creation ever devised. Now THAT would be awesome...

You got it.

Spoiler

Woot! (Noms on cookie)

Nom nom nom...

 

[Nickolai77]

I would make lots of gold in the real world by playing the stock market in 1920's America, and then take my gold to hire a sci-fi army from the future and invade a fantasy world, perhaps i would invade Cyrodill with a load of Imperial Guard and Space Marines. I would build myself a huge castle and rule of supreme lord of Cyrodill.

If i get bored of being supereme overlord of a fantasy universe i will modernise my realm to make it into a futaristic Empire, raise an army and a huge hi-tech space fleet, and invade the star wars universe for the lulz. Commiting mass genocide of ewoks and chewbacca's, because they have always annoyed me. The storm troopers will be easy to defeat, even the ewoks managed to do it. Jedi's would present a more enjoyable challenge. Oh, and i would pay a visit to the the Star Trek universe, and i will bully a borg-cube. I don't know why but it could be a laugh. I will then whizz off to the twilight universe, punch Edward Cullen in the face and call him a disgrace to all vampires. I would then shoot off the battle of Helm's Deep, and drive a Tiger II tank through the hoards of urak-hai, mowing them all down under the tank treads. I will then announce to Gimli and Legolas that i won the contest by over 9000 kills, and when Gandalf turns up, ask him for his autograph.

I would then don a cool hat and leather jacket and spend the weekend hunting vampires, troll's and dinosaurs with an assortment of interesting and smexy weaponry. I would find myself a pet dragon and call it Maximus Decimus Meridius, and fly around the world on a long series of wild parties in London, New York, Tokyo, Paris, Berlin, Rome, Los Angles, Melbourne and Moscow. Then i would retire back to my castle in Cyrodill to recuparate, organise a huge Iron Maiden concert.

I would invite my friends from Earth, the members of the Escapist Forum, my pet dragon, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas and Aragon, Chuck Norris, Mr T, Jesus, the Griffen and Simpsons family. (Stewie Griffen will do a solo on stage, and perhaps Brian could do a duo with Frank Sinatra) I would invite all the surviving members of the Monty Python's and have them re-enact the Three Yorkshire men, the Philsophers song, The Lumberjack Song, and the dead parrot sketch. I would invite the Mock the Week crew, with stand up performances by Dara O'Brien and Russel Howard, with Frankie Boyle heckiling. Surprise guest star would be Bill Bailey. I would invite the Top Gear presenters, including the Stig, who will be there, who will give a speech on the topic of his choosing. I would invite Winston Churchill, who will happily come due to the copius amount of alcahol availible. I would also invite Alexander the Great, Ceaser, Cleopatra, Boedicia, King Arthur, a boat load full of vikings (because they know how to party)Ninja's and Pirates will also be invited after a tempoary truce can be negotated. Amoung those Pirates will be the guy's from Alestorm, who will also peform on stage, with wenches and mead. Finally i would invite Serena from the Underworld universe, get her rather drunk, because really she just needs to wind-down and chill out, and have a copius amount of sex that night.