The nearest item....

[Rune342]

A glass of milk. I can't eat it, but close enough.

 

[smearyllama]

A little more creative than the average "nearest object" thread.

Plastic Virginia Commonwealth University cup... has a couple drops of milk in it still...

 

[Daffy F]

My book... Probably edible, but then I couldn't read it, could I?

 

[sky14kemea]

My glasses... Nope.

Although if I lean over a bit I can reach some oreos. >_> Can I count those?

 

[tomtom94]

A can of deodorant.


Not really recommended...
I do have some polos on my desk though...the ones my family bought me to replace the ones they ate -.-

 

[C95J]

A Rubik's Cube?

ummm... why not!

Also, I have noticed that, whenever one of the many *zombie/robber runs into the room* threads, everyone seems to have a sword, or a gun next to them, but when it is an *eat it* thread, it just so happens to be a bagel, or something not sharp and pointy...

Something tells me that some people might be lying...

 

[Zyst]

A concert ticket, fuck no.

 

[vanthebaron]

a stirrer straw
i dont recommend it

 

[nunqual]

My fingers....

Well, they're definitely edible, although I don't know if the taste will offset the pain. They're probably really salty.

I do have some polos on my desk though...the ones my family bought me to replace the ones they ate -.-

What kind of polos are you talking about, because the only kind I know of are shirts... Or do you just have a family of goats?

 

[SimuLord]

An overweight Asian girl.

Do I have to?

 

[Trivun]

My duvet? Or a pair of jeans I'm about to change into? I'm guessing no. As far as I'm aware, cotton, duck feathers and denim are not exactly edible for humans...

 

[Snotnarok]

My tablet pen? No it costs like 70 bucks to replace why would I do that D:

 

[NeuroticBabbler]

Tissue box? Eh, sure.

 

[jamradar]

Yes, I finally win. I have a bag of chips next to me.

 

[neoontime]

Charity box.
Hey it's helping someone.

 

[Fellwarden]

A bowl of chocolate. Don't mind if I do.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

My DS.

I'd rather not eat it, since I like my intestinal walls to be as uncut by plastic and glass as possible. And I still need to train my Totodile.

 

[Nick of Blades]

PSAT prep book...

Hell yeah.

 

[Urialanis]

TV remote this could be a challenge but yes is my guess.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I could eat any of the vast number of items on my desk, but somehow a first aid kit, pocket knife, cell phone, wallet, wireless mouse, laptop case, or any of the various notebooks would be particularly enjoyable to eat. Although I could eat most of them if I boiled it enough I suppose.