The nearest item....

[BlueberryMUNCH]

a candle.
...eeeeeeeeeew.
Can i put it out first?!

 

[Jawz 014]

My keyboard...no thakns.. i paid 60 bucks for that

 

[gunningyoudown]

a mountain dew

same

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

I've eaten a pen before, it didn't taste very good so, no... not edible at least as far as taste and texture goes, but digestible.

 

[hazabaza1]

My pen?
Well, I can chew it, sure, but eating and digesting... I dunno.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Altoids. Yup!

 

[Skorpyo]

I'm eating a moonpie right now.

I win.

 

[Ampersand]

Web-cam...........Yes, just to prove i could.

 

[Sallix]

My "all weather" USB stick, don't give me ideas, I'm starting to wonder if it can still work after a grand adventure through my digestive system...

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

This has been done before, but they're always fun, so I'll comply.

My hand. I'd rather not, but it's doable.

 

[TheBigB9]

My hand...

..I didn't realize that my lips were around my middle finger's knuckle, does that count?

 

[chinangel]

My bed? Umm..probably not a good idea.

 

[Kije]

a glove...
*opens mouth*

 

[Angus565]

My ipod does look like it could fit in my mouth...
Maybe if i get a food app that would help the improve the taste.

 

[thylasos]

My ashtray? No.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

A PS3 controller.

Tastes like button-mashing.

 

[Safaia]

My 360? That would be an expensive meal.

 

[aaronx83]

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows?
Sure, im known by everyone as the guy who eats evething, im actually eating whats left of the wii jacket

 

[getbonus]

S-Video cable. No.

 

[Sirpipple]

Tissue box? Eh, sure.

Why is that next to your...never mind I don't want to know