The nearest item....

[OneOfTheMichael's]

It like you just

besides the computer

can you eat it?

What the hell of a thread is this?
Its like you just toke a looked at the defend yourself thread and decided to make your own while thinking how hungry you are.
And i think its already been done before.
Sooo sorry for my language, but c'mon!
Ok, i know your new so thats alright but please look for a thread like this in the search bar first?

OTillow and mug of water...i think i could eat them

 

[BreakfastMan]

Hmm... It seems to be a toss up between a half-full water bottle and an empty Kudos wrapper. Good times.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Water, does that count?

 

[Aiden_the-Joker1]

A penny.

 

[stutheninja]

well if you consider my dog an item... *looks longingly at animal while salivating*

 

[Tharwen]

My trousers. Or my chair. That's interesting...

When you say 'nearest', do you mean the thing whose centre of mass is closest to my head, or the object which it would take the least time to come into contact with when travelling directly from my head, assuming a constant velocity throughout?

The first one would have to be my trousers, and the second would be my chair.

 

[child of lileth]

The nearest item is guitar picks. I could eat them, and I hold one in my mouth alot if I need my hands free, but I wouldn't really suggest trying to ingest them.

 

[Bluedemon322]

mmm toast

 

[Mr. Omega]

Goldfish crackers and Spirte. and a plastice bag containing them.

 

[spartan1077]

Can I eat my hair/glasses/glasses case/ covers/clothes/ or own body parts? Yes. I don't necessarily get it because anything touching me is obviously tied for closest.

 

[MetaKnight19]

My glasses case, and probably not. Eating my glasses case would itself be a reason for going to SpecSavers.

 

[SovietSecrets]

My speakers. Well I can try to eat them, but I don't think it would work out too well.

 

[Snowpact]

Headphones... no, thanks.

 

[Julianking93]

Water?

Sure can!

 

[Riddle78]

A plate of spaghetti.
FACE! I WIN!

 

[TheProfesser]

My English essay.
I'll leave it for my dog.

 

[Kellerb]

...A tai broadsword. no. i cant eat that.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

A bowl full of crunchy chocolate and a glass of Coke?
Yes please. And bring me more.

 

[tthor]

this bag of chips? yup!

 

[Insomniaku]

Micro SD card... hmm, well I suppose I could, but I'd be out 32gbs of porn... uh, er, music, ya