The nearest item....

LooK iTz Jinjo · Oct 14, 2010

My iPhone.
Well there is a picture of an apple on it...

Talshere · Oct 14, 2010

If we ignore the wrist rest next to my keyboard as part of my computer...

A Shuriken.

Can I eat it.....I doubt it.

shwnbob · Oct 14, 2010

Empty bottle of Sprite... Bottoms up!

brainfreeze215 · Oct 14, 2010

Nothing edible within arm's reach, at least not without getting creative.

Death God · Oct 14, 2010

A Subway sandwich and some chips. Yeah, I can eat it.

PrimoThePro · Oct 14, 2010

Controller? Could hurt. But hey, whatever.

RootbeerJello · Oct 14, 2010

A Ricola. I'm pretty sure I'm one of the only people in this thread who isn't dying in the immediate future.

DarkRyter · Oct 14, 2010

Bottle of painkillers.

I could try.

Eumersian · Oct 14, 2010

Ruffles. Hellz yeah.

captaincabbage · Oct 14, 2010

My DS. But, but I'll lose all my pokemon save data!! D:

Kuchinawa212 · Oct 14, 2010

I'd never eat Bossk! Never ever!

Ryuo · Oct 14, 2010

Mug of Coffee.
I'll drink the coffee and call it that.
Eating the mug would leave me -1 Mug. D:

FalloutJack · Oct 14, 2010

I have a toothpick. Toothpicks are edible...technically.

Jfswift · Oct 14, 2010

Soda, and yes. XD XD (what do I win??)

jobobob · Oct 14, 2010

I got cheesy rice, and I did eat it.

PureIrony · Oct 14, 2010

An empty coffee cup.

(sigh) this is going to suck...

Thedayrecker · Oct 14, 2010

Guitar? No.

Guitar pick? Technically yes (but it isn't very digestable)

Robert632 · Oct 14, 2010

My moms cigarettes. Hmmm, not very tasty.

nintendoeats · Oct 14, 2010

Mikes Hard Lemonade. I can't eat it because its a drink.

nintendoeats · Oct 14, 2010

Thedayrecker said:
Guitar? No.

Guitar pick? Technically yes (but it isn't very digestable)

what kind of guitar do you have?