The nearest item....

[FionaPhocidae]

I thought I was prepared for another "defend yourself with the nearest item" thread with my Swiss army knife, but I was horribly wrong. Ouch.

 

[The_Amazing_G]

post-it notes.. mmm...

 

[MzStrange]

my celly & wii remote... and im gonna say no i cant eat em...

 

[enriel]

I am currently resting my chin on my hand.

On the 0-1 scale of edibility, my hand would probably rank a 0.3.
Technically edible, though difficult.

 

[Necrofudge]

A textbook on the legal environment of business.

I will give it a try. Who knows, maybe I'll absorb its power.

 

[crudus]

This bologna sandwich I am eating? Sure!

 

[KingFall]

Battle Axe and a suit of platemail. Not happening. >>
My room is much more suited to the 'Zombie/Psycho/Badger Bursts into Room' threads..
I just finished on of those little TV dinners.. I still have the little tray thing.. maybe whatever's left is edible?

 

[XJ-0461]

A Weeping Angel toy? I'd rather not. Can I eat the cough sweets that are just a bit further away instead?

 

[Enerfor]

The motem. Not realy etible and I would have no internet ......but if you want.

 

[Rarhnor]

Screen protector.

I can certainly fit it down my throat, but i just don't feel like eating it.

 

[TheRealGoochman]

my nalgene filled with unsweetened iced tea

refreshingly consumable

 

[Yureina]

A half-empty water bottle. It is going to be empty in about 10 seconds.

 

[NeuroticBabbler]

Tissue box? Eh, sure.

Why is that next to your...never mind I don't want to know

That's not why I have a tissue box on my desk. It's there because I'm sick, and I need a tissue every other minute.

 

[zombiesinc]

My cat!

I could... but I wouldn't.

 

[Nazz3]

Some fever pills and a glass of warm juice.

So I guess I can eat the pills. But then I will sweat like hell

 

[linwolf]

A bottle of 96% ethanol, I could drink it but I don't think it would be a good idea.

 

[Hastur 1993]

My rasor, no my tongue wouldn't appreciate it and if i fall out with my tongue it won't let me eat, so no

 

[Thedayrecker]

Guitar? No.

Guitar pick? Technically yes (but it isn't very digestable)

what kind of guitar do you have?

Fender Fat Strat (clsoest at the time)