The Never Ending Cheat Code

[terribleyetfun]

your speakers and then throw them at...

 

[goofiegirl2002]

the evil cheetah coming at you. after that u skin the animal and...

 

[linchowlewy]

Make a bikini out of it using your craft skill while it's at exactly 85326xp and have the...

 

[P1p3s]

time of your life while eating...

 

[terribleyetfun]

your guitar hero: WT microphone then you must:

 

[linchowlewy]

Fly into the sky using nothing but a drinking straw, a rubber band and a paperclip while...

 

[zauxz]

singing "the phantom of the opera" and....

 

[RedDiablo]

picking up the magical stones of Alguzar, and...

 

[Overlord_Dave]

installing new graphics drivers, before...

 

[Grimm91]

Being forced to date that nerdy girl at school....

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

and then rolling a natural 20 on a sexy-time check you...

 

[SnowCold]

Enter the contra code backwards 8 times and then...

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

collect the five crystals of elemental might and then you...

 

[ThreeWords]

throw them away, while...

 

[Crowghast]

You then go through a maze, at the end of which are the witches from earlier, who will moan for you to come and pleasure them orally. At which point you must resist temptation for at least three hours while they make sensous poses and tickle your no-no place....

after the three hours are up, they shall explode in sexual frustration, revealing a portal, within is a...

 

[ionpulse2]

Old Apple II computer, which means you have to...

 

[Crowghast]

go backwards for another six miles off of a cliff, upon falling, a large flying serpent takes upon itself to devour you. Upon being eaten, and still seven-thousand feet from the ground, you must now...

 

[runedeadthA]

Make a sound like a dieing girrafe while being attacked by 3.14 guard dogs and a mexican snapping turtle as well as...

 

[bad rider]

collecting the tears of chuck norris at 10:05 and 53 seconds and not a moment later, then you must....

 

[ThreeWords]

combine them with the five crystals of elemental might (which you threw away earlier). Failing that, throw the tears on the serpents tonsils, causing it to pit you out into...