The Never Ending Cheat Code

[ThreeWords]

polish your genetailia, then show the next person you meet. They will...

 

[t.tocs]

gently tug on your genitalia while singing a random Elton John tune and performing a...

 

[ThreeWords]

mime to company said tune. Behead them with...

 

[Ramthundar]

a Spork and eat their brains, transforming you into...

 

[zagazsano]

the Next Food Network Star and run to the nearest

 

[Spleenbag]

hobo, whom you must congratulate for...

 

[terribleyetfun]

winning the hearts and minds of millions of ducks then you have to run off to the nearest...

 

[ThreeWords]

abortion clinic, to spend 2 months protesting about your particular view. Then, spend a further 3 months arguing the other side. When thoroughly bored,...

 

[Lusperus]

Kick the nearest car you see and wait until it...

 

[prinxess]

Explodes and get rushed to the...

 

[ThreeWords]

nearest brothel, where you must find...

 

[sirdanrhodes]

...the end of the cheat code, giving you immortality and wealth.

 

[ThreeWords]

In order to double and the wealth and gain invulnerability (immortality doesn't stop you getting hurt, it just stops you dying), go to the final boss level and let him hit you with his ultimate attack, which will not kill you because you are immortal. In the blast crater you will find...

 

[prinxess]

A giant pickle.

If you eat it in 7.5 seconds you...

 

[sirdanrhodes]

may no longer post in this thread...

 

[ThreeWords]

but post anyway, you rebel! Once you are sufficiently rebellious, join the Rebel Alliance and attack the Death Star. Battle Darth Vader and remove his helmet to find...

 

[ae86gamer]

a monkey eating a pineapple..he dies and you

 

[ThreeWords]

steal the pineapple. Bring it to ...

 

[paasi]

... Hitler shouting "Du werdest eine krakenschwesterbrachen!", who will then shove it into...

 

[ThreeWords]

... your anus. Bear the pain to receive a badge on your profile called 'Complete Idiot'. This allows you access to a secret forum where you must contact ...