The Never Ending Cheat Code

[orreso]

fight (and lose to) the black beast of ARRRRRGH

 

[Ultrajoe]

Causing you to dance the dance of...

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

The Konami Code!!
Which causes...

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

Your entire inventory to be filled with tofu, forcing you to...

 

[SargentToughie]

Battle with the god of rock, after which...

 

[orreso]

you drink a nice refreshing glass of milk, which opens...

 

[Lazzi]

The mental blockes you placed after you were touched by your camp superviser. Then you msut get a new flat screen for your CP...

 

[Xhumed]

whilst singing "Jerusalem"...

 

[000Ronald]

...and standing on one hand, drinking...

 

[Xhumed]

before performing open heart surgery on a hamster...

 

[000Ronald]

who also has diabetes...

 

[Xhumed]

and then feed the hamster to a stray cat...

 

[000Ronald]

who (ironicly) Also has diabetes..

 

[M0rp43vs]

Who becomes logician and...

 

[Xhumed]

then remove all warez files from your hard drive...

 

[000Ronald]

because you won't need it after he tells you the meaning of life, which is...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

no more than 43, but no less than 41...

 

[Xhumed]

Then evolve into a being of pure sentient energy...

 

[John Galt]

and then you've got to DO A BARREL ROLL!

 

[bluedoom]

while juggleing three hamsters which are juggleing three ants each, and those ants are juggling some crumbs of the cake you are going to retrieve while...