The Never Ending Quest Walkthrough

[Incompl te]

[sub]Feel free to make the walkthrough as ridiculous and/or not fantasy/WRPG based as you wish[/sub]

Ahh, so you're attempting this incredibly hard quest are you? Luckily for you, we have set up this walkthrough for it!

Begin the quest by speaking with Lady Bastion in the Northern Castle; she will then direct you...

 

[Toriver]

to the armory, where you must help Seamus the Armorsmith track down the first ore you need in...

 

[SteakHeart]

A rabid whale, which can only be found inside the liver of...

 

[Toriver]

the T-Rex that lives a few miles outside of Bigtown in the cave of...

 

[Toriver]

Ignore the double post, sorry, forum acting up AGAIN.

 

[Incompl te]

a plugged in toaster. But of course, at this point you won't have the gloves of electrical discharge to survive the combining process. To receive the gloves...

 

[SteakHeart]

...You must fornicate with two Forest Succubi while listening to Three Days Grace. To find these, succubi, you must go to...

 

[CounterAttack]

the Shrine of Spork, God of Nature and Sleaze. To use the appropriate greeting when you encounter the Spork Priests, you need to learn from...

 

[Toriver]

the principal's office, which happens to be the sub-lair of the Spider Queen Arachna. To defeat her you need the +20 Sword of...

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

Gates, which can be found in the lair of the...

 

[Queen Michael]

evil cookies, which can be defeated with a samurai's...

 

[Sam G]

...left nostril, only obtainable by speaking with...

 

[Spinozaad]

Napoleon Bonaparte and Jesus of Nazareth, but to speak with them you need to travel through time. To acquire a Time Travelling Device (tm), you must seek out...

 

[Broken Orange]

Seamus the armor smith again, however before he gives it to you, you need to win a dance off against...

 

[Sky Captanio]

Jimmy the inbred Dwarf who is only deflatable by singing the words to...