The Never-Ending Story! (Creative Thread)

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

...when a portal to hell opened underneath the man,who was a demon sent to bring the cake to satan who needed it to return to earth. And so...

 

[TehIrishSoap]

He then preformed a song and dance routine to the sound of Bill Cosby....

 

[legion431]

Chuck Norris showed up weilding the BFG 900 who proceeded to...

 

[TerribleAssassin]

murder everything in sight, before Sean ate a...

 

[legion431]

Kebab, but only moments before...

 

[imnot]

His power level became over 9000! and he went to...

 

[vaderaider]

Mars, to party with...

 

[imnot]

That meerkat from the compare the meerkat advert.

 

[TehIrishSoap]

Who was wanted by the Swiss police for money launduring...

 

[jack583]

...because no one likes dirty money...

 

[imnot]

Because its really dirty and makes kittens cry..

 

[Gunjack65]

Suddenly, the meerkats head exploded to reveal...

 

[Distorted Stu]

Jesus, playing "Time of your life" on toaster..

 

[Timewave Zero]

...which then, for no adequately explainable reason, turned into a large sperm whale and a surprised bowl of petunia's, which proceeded to...

(Shit, my name's Sean AND I live in Ireland. Stop fucking with me, Internet!)

 

[The Stonker]

get attacked by PETA and prostitues....

 

[Spinyking]

Then one of the prostitutes turned out to be a black David Bowie who then...

 

[JohanGasMask]

started rapping the song Ziggy stardust with...

 

[Rakkana]

DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLLLLLAAAARG!

 

[Vohn_exel]

Who was ran over by the guy from Superhuman Samurai Cyber Squad, just after

 

[Falseprophet]

a lunar eclipse opened a portal to infernal realms.