The never ending story!

[TehIrishSoap]

I'll start.
Once upon a time, there was a man called Rory, from Dublin, Ireland, who by chance was in the middle of a bank raid in New York....

 

[Super Six One]

but it was ok, because he was invisible and made of gold, so...

 

[Lukeje]

...he decided to post a forum game in the wrong section of the forums.

 

[Bobic]

Luckily for him he was wearing his magic orangutan fur scarf. . .

 

[TehIrishSoap]

Which enabled him to play the Vuvuzela very well.

 

[JBGigas]

Which angered many people.

 

[TehIrishSoap]

He was about to be executed live on CNN when suddenly a flash of light appeared...

 

[kinggingerman]

As a result he was chased by a mob into a cave.

 

[JBGigas]

Where he met a strange dragon.

 

[kinggingerman]

The dragon was a friendly dragon who offered him 3 wishes

 

[JWRosser]

if he did all his chores. However,

 

[Mechsoap]

which was a bore!

 

[hudsonzero]

so he stabled a scorpion in the eye CLAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[Mechsoap]

The dragon dident like that, and reduced his wishes to 2...

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

...and he made the wish to have mass effect 3 before release...

 

[Subzerowings]

which didn't come true...

 

[DuX1112]

... which made the dragon gloat, because he was more of an Elder Scrolls person, and disliked all of that "dragon killing" stuff BioWare so blatantly promotes...

 

[Boneasse]

This angered Rory...

 

[JBGigas]

who then took his sword...

 

[Ekonk]

And peed on the dragon's nest.