Each poster adds one ridiculous sentence to the story. It can be a long sentence, but it can still only be one sentence, and it must follow on from the previously posted sentence. The more absurd the sentence, the bigger your e-peen grows, so make this story batshit insane.
So, here's the first sentence:
Our story begins in the sleepy little town of Strapon, where Michael Terrific - a seventeen foot tall, metallic child - is getting ready to go to school.
So, here's the first sentence:
Our story begins in the sleepy little town of Strapon, where Michael Terrific - a seventeen foot tall, metallic child - is getting ready to go to school.