The Never-Ending Story

BGH122

New member
Jun 11, 2008
1,307
0
0
Each poster adds one ridiculous sentence to the story. It can be a long sentence, but it can still only be one sentence, and it must follow on from the previously posted sentence. The more absurd the sentence, the bigger your e-peen grows, so make this story batshit insane.

So, here's the first sentence:

Our story begins in the sleepy little town of Strapon, where Michael Terrific - a seventeen foot tall, metallic child - is getting ready to go to school.
 

retyopy

New member
Aug 6, 2011
2,184
0
0
Hating brussel sprout trees, he sets it on fire with the friction from a dog he pulled out of a nearby vat of God-juice, enjoying its screams of torment, which mix melodiously with the sounds of curses coming from a profanity tree growing sideways out from the sky.
 

BGH122

New member
Jun 11, 2008
1,307
0
0
Suddenly, the profanity tree yells a curse so vile that Michael's eyes turn into sausages, and his mouth transforms into a beautiful woman.
 

retyopy

New member
Aug 6, 2011
2,184
0
0
And went to school, patting the brussle sprout tree and apologizing for imagining setting it on fire, and smiling happily as it accepted his apology.
 

retyopy

New member
Aug 6, 2011
2,184
0
0
So he grabbed the paper bag off the last guys head through a rip in the space time continum and crushes it into tomato sauce, then burping at it until it became ketchup.
 

retyopy

New member
Aug 6, 2011
2,184
0
0
Right beofre leaving, he squeezed the ketchup until it became a cat, then ate the cat and blew cats out of his mouth, destroying the school.