The Next Far Cry Could Star Vampires, or Dinosaurs
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Does it even matter? It's still going to be Ubisoft: The Game. Instead of fighting red clad soldiers you'll be fighting red clad vampires. Or dinosaurs. Or whatever.
Hey, here's an idea for you, Ubi: why don't you make a game where you're a sentient radio tower fighting against other radio towers. And you can unlock new areas and lives by climbing radio towers. Shoot 2 birds with one stone. Plus, female radio towers should be easy enough to model.
Hey, here's an idea for you, Ubi: why don't you make a game where you're a sentient radio tower fighting against other radio towers. And you can unlock new areas and lives by climbing radio towers. Shoot 2 birds with one stone. Plus, female radio towers should be easy enough to model.
Well vampires will just be boring npc models we've seen a million times already. Now vampire DINOSAURS... that is a whole new...
Damnit! Ok...that also can turn into bats and fire lasers from their fangs and arseholes! Dont take away the lasers ubi...just dont...llubtoille said:
*Lights pitchfork*Strazdas said:
HERATIC!!
Oh wait. *puts out pitchfork and lights torch*
Get him, boys!...
I say dinosaurs because the last 'big' dinosaur game that I can remember that I've played was that Turok reboot back in 2007. At least I think it was 2007...it was a long time ago and the game was fairly forgettable as well as needlessly harsh. No auto aim option, the difficulty curve fluctuated wildly at times, when going up against certain boss battles you didn't know what to do, it was trial and error for most of them and that gets old really, really fast, to quote Yahtzee for a moment, enemies had bionic cyber-vision that could spot you 900 yards away hiding in a bush, I could go on but I'll just conclude by saying that it felt like a game that was rushed out to market before it was finished.
You know, I give up hoping Ubisoft will hold back on ANYTHING sensible.
So if they're already going to jump on the same wagon as they did with Assassin's Creed (Hey guys, it hasn't even been about 6 months since the game's release, LETS ANNOUNCE THE NEXT ONE) that they're doing with Far Cry, I'll just ask for this stuff:
(Please note, I'm not serious for most of these)
-No more moral choices, just choices and you get a different colored skittle for picking either.
-If a character pisses you off, as in ANY character (Geisha lookin silly to you? UNLOAD BULLETS IN TO IT!) allow us to kill it.I don't want to have to deal with either another case of Children working on Opium fields, ANOTHER damn Cult Leader mindset for the conservative one who executes people in front of holy places OR the Pink Power Ranger in a suit. I've got the store vendors as new Lieutenants! I'M IN CHARGE NOW!
-A Thirdperson mode for on ground (Over the shoulder) and vehicle play (Normal third person view from behind), for the hell of it since we're getting yetis now anyways.
-If you kill an animal, you have to pay for the child support if it has kids.
-If you kill a civilian or unload in to the air, you get a sign berating you for wasting ammo.
-Give us a tiger for a sidekick, I don't care how. Just give us a sidekick. Or at least give us something like Rise of the Triad where Mr. Biscuits(my nickname for the dog) was playable.
-The Vampire's name is Joaquin and the Dinosaur's name is Steven. They're both leading a revolution against a Vampire T-Rex army.
-Replace the helicopter/wing-suit with a helicopter suit.
That is all, continue exhausting everyone trying to wait on their games.
So if they're already going to jump on the same wagon as they did with Assassin's Creed (Hey guys, it hasn't even been about 6 months since the game's release, LETS ANNOUNCE THE NEXT ONE) that they're doing with Far Cry, I'll just ask for this stuff:
(Please note, I'm not serious for most of these)
-No more moral choices, just choices and you get a different colored skittle for picking either.
-If a character pisses you off, as in ANY character (Geisha lookin silly to you? UNLOAD BULLETS IN TO IT!) allow us to kill it.I don't want to have to deal with either another case of Children working on Opium fields, ANOTHER damn Cult Leader mindset for the conservative one who executes people in front of holy places OR the Pink Power Ranger in a suit. I've got the store vendors as new Lieutenants! I'M IN CHARGE NOW!
-A Thirdperson mode for on ground (Over the shoulder) and vehicle play (Normal third person view from behind), for the hell of it since we're getting yetis now anyways.
-If you kill an animal, you have to pay for the child support if it has kids.
-If you kill a civilian or unload in to the air, you get a sign berating you for wasting ammo.
-Give us a tiger for a sidekick, I don't care how. Just give us a sidekick. Or at least give us something like Rise of the Triad where Mr. Biscuits(my nickname for the dog) was playable.
-The Vampire's name is Joaquin and the Dinosaur's name is Steven. They're both leading a revolution against a Vampire T-Rex army.
-Replace the helicopter/wing-suit with a helicopter suit.
That is all, continue exhausting everyone trying to wait on their games.
At this point, people accuse ubisoft of being racist just because it's the cool thing to do. I remember the whole "box art controversy", where people took a SINGLE IMAGE without context and immediately jumped to "DATS RACIST!!"ryukage_sama said:
This is not even to mention the fact that it is possible for CHARACTERS to be racist without the writers being racist.
/rant
Don't think I like the idea of taking the next Far Cry into some Jurassic Park hybrid game. I think the great thing about Far Cry is the realistic scenarios albeit sprinkled with their over the top deadly wildlife and crazy laughable escapism.
You had Africa
You had basically a re-creation of the Carribean.
You now have Tibet/Himalayas.
I think we can skip anything to do with Desserts, you sort of had a taste of that in Africa. The running take on Far Cry games are settings where war lords or some criminal element is able to thrive without central governments intervening.
Russia
Slavic Regions
China ( lots of different climates there)
India
South America - You can do the whole Drug Lord deal.
You had Africa
You had basically a re-creation of the Carribean.
You now have Tibet/Himalayas.
I think we can skip anything to do with Desserts, you sort of had a taste of that in Africa. The running take on Far Cry games are settings where war lords or some criminal element is able to thrive without central governments intervening.
Russia
Slavic Regions
China ( lots of different climates there)
India
South America - You can do the whole Drug Lord deal.
I vote for vampires as long as they sparkle. A lot easier to shoot them if you know where they are.