the north korean experince

[Gestapo Hunter]

As you can see im back and relatively unharmed. So the trip was boring as hell,but for some odd reason some people actually enjoyed it. Anyway i dont really fell like righting everything down,so ask me some question and ill try to answer as best as possible,but the 3 most notable thing to thing to me on this trip was
-first they took away my GF DS away claiming it was some kind surveillance tool.
-second incident was my fault,i had this guard kept looking at me so i made a pistol out of my hand and yelled "BANG!",that pissed him off and i had to do some fast talking.

 

[Berethond]

Where were you?
Why were you there?

 

[Neonbob]

Welcome back! Do I know you? Not really. But I'm glad a fellow escapist has returned from a possibly horrible place safely.

What was the best stop on your trip?

 

[VincentX3]

woah dude, welcome back.

-first they took away my GF DS away claiming it was some kind surveillance tool.

I freaken lol'd at this, seriously so much "OMG THEY HAVE NUKES" yet they dont know what a simple DS is...

-second incident was my fault,i had this guard kept looking at me so i made a pistol out of my hand and yelled "BANG!",that pissed him off and i had to do some fast talking.

Proof that 99% of most korean's are just morons that watch to much movies. Seriously was he gay or something?


Not trying to bash, but I have yet to meet one simple Korean dude that is intelligent and doesn't yell for every little thing.

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

Welcome back! Do I know you? Not really. But I'm glad a fellow escapist has returned from a possibly horrible place safely.

What was the best stop on your trip?

well we visited buddhist temple,buddhist temple,and more buddhist temple. Did i mention we visited buddhist temple? We spent all of our time in the countryside we wernt even allowed into the city,and if we had to go through it they over cover the car window so we couldnt see outside.

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

woah dude, welcome back.

-first they took away my GF DS away claiming it was some kind surveillance tool.

I freaken lol'd at this, seriously so much "OMG THEY HAVE NUKES" yet they dont know what a simple DS is...

-second incident was my fault,i had this guard kept looking at me so i made a pistol out of my hand and yelled "BANG!",that pissed him off and i had to do some fast talking.

Proof that 99% of most korean's are just morons that watch to much movies. Seriously was he gay or something?


Not trying to bash, but I have yet to meet one simple Korean dude that is intelligent and doesn't yell for every little thing.

the guy did have a AK-47,so i wasnt really in a position to laugh it off

 

[Anarchemitis]

They took away the DS because it's from Japan, 'that country that likes USA.'

 

[Neonbob]

Welcome back! Do I know you? Not really. But I'm glad a fellow escapist has returned from a possibly horrible place safely.

What was the best stop on your trip?

well we visited buddhist temple,buddhist temple,and more buddhist temple. Did i mention we visited buddhist temple? We spent all of our time in the countryside we weren't even allowed into the city,and if we had to go through it they over cover the car window so we couldn't see outside.

Hm. I'm sensing a theme here X-D
Was this for a school trip or something?

 

[Matronadena]

well we visited buddhist temple,buddhist temple,and more buddhist temple. Did i mention we visited buddhist temple? We spent all of our time in the countryside we wernt even allowed into the city,and if we had to go through it they over cover the car window so we couldnt see outside.

thats me when I go to japan when Im not visiting old friends ......but then again I'm soto-zen buddhist and my " home" temple is there sooooooo......


but wait, this still bothers me....

the DS was a spy tool.....AND their neighbors to the south are one of the larger names in the gaming industry ( or pushing to be) and they can't recognize that?.....I mean I know NK is starving and one of the poorest places on the planet but still.....

 

[HateDread]

Hmm, I was waiting to hear of your return. Cannot you write a summary of your trip?

Outline the security and safety precautions/procedures followed.

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

Hmm, I was waiting to hear of your return. Cannot you write a summary of your trip?

Outline the security and safety precautions/procedures followed.

what do you mean? like how they searched us when we got there?

 

[HateDread]

what do you mean? like how they searched us when we got there?

Yeah, what they did to you, to maintain their security. Detail their security itself.

Also, what procedures did your group follow, to stay safe in NK? Some rules, perhaps?

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Where were you?
Why were you there?

Basically this. I don't see why anyone would actually want or willingly choose to go to North Korea.

 

[HentMas]

sooo... did you brought back the specs of the nuke as requested agent?

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

Are you sure you aren't an NK spy?

Anyway, your experience shows how fucking insane there rules are. Taking away a DS because it's a surveilance device? That country probably doesn't even have Wi-Fi.

they dont even have cell phone service lol!

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

what do you mean? like how they searched us when we got there?

Yeah, what they did to you, to maintain their security. Detail their security itself.

Also, what procedures did your group follow, to stay safe in NK? Some rules, perhaps?

Well they serached our luggage when we were leaving the airport and we were issued special visa and ID paper that we were to keep on ourselves at all times. We were also not allowed to travel anywhere unless we had a tour guide.

 

[HateDread]

Did anyone misbehave? What consequences/punishments were in effect?

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

sooo... did you brought back the specs of the nuke as requested agent?

yeah,while i was at it i was also searching for artifacts,destroying south korean surveillance,stealing military vehicles for russian chop shops,and hunting the deck of 52.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

-second incident was my fault,i had this guard kept looking at me so i made a pistol out of my hand and yelled "BANG!",that pissed him off and i had to do some fast talking.

Oh wow, are you sure you still have all of your fingernails and teeth?

Did you see any ostrich farms? I hear Kim Jong-Il is pretty invested in the whole ostrich farming thing.

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

-second incident was my fault,i had this guard kept looking at me so i made a pistol out of my hand and yelled "BANG!",that pissed him off and i had to do some fast talking.

Oh wow, are you sure you still have all of your fingernails and teeth?

Did you see any ostrich farms? I hear Kim Jong-Il is pretty invested in the whole ostrich farming thing.

it was explained that if i wasnt a chinese citizen i wouldve been arrested