Well, I just happen to be sitting next to an FNL-Fal rifle, FN-P90 submachine gun and a machete. Score! But seriously, my pile of post-its are my weapons. Bring it on? No.
The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?
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What is a weapon apocalypse?
Any skank....umm depends how far to my left....just left and not in arms reach, a BB gun and 2 samuri swords...Ok maybe...in arms reach. A small baseball bat....I'll be ok But considering how much time....My giant survival knife and other things I could grab given a minute...ill be ok.....nvm all of that...2nd story...throw weights onto zombies heads....lol ill be good
Any skank....umm depends how far to my left....just left and not in arms reach, a BB gun and 2 samuri swords...Ok maybe...in arms reach. A small baseball bat....I'll be ok But considering how much time....My giant survival knife and other things I could grab given a minute...ill be ok.....nvm all of that...2nd story...throw weights onto zombies heads....lol ill be good
a cup.....i guess i could try to re-enact that scene from chronicles of riddick. but its a plastic cup so that might be hard.
A towel, an ordinary towel. But watch out! It's no ordinary towel. It's the most important tool for any interstellar hitchhiker.
You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
*I Slowly peer to my left and a small smirk of satisfaction comes across my face*
*I then start to move my hand towards my Kukri*
*My 2 month old puppy jumps up next to me and lies under my arm*
TToTT
*I then start to move my hand towards my Kukri*
*My 2 month old puppy jumps up next to me and lies under my arm*
TToTT