The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?
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Well, on the downside, its a book.
On the upside, its a copy of Ulysses, so its pretty thick.
I could hit someone with it, or just stun them with confusion be reading passages aloud.
Also I could user it as a shield, since its thick enough to stop any short blade.
On the upside, its a copy of Ulysses, so its pretty thick.
I could hit someone with it, or just stun them with confusion be reading passages aloud.
Also I could user it as a shield, since its thick enough to stop any short blade.
To the left of me I have a small 12 inch knife, I think I'll be SOL, however, on every other wall and in every other direction, I have a 2 compound bows, a cross bow and a wide array of swords (bit of a collector). But to my left...just a small knife (that isn't even that sharp). oh wait I have a Nintendo DSi too!
A wii-remote attached to a nunchuck with a Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles sticker skin.
Matches though, right? right?! *nervous laughter*
Matches though, right? right?! *nervous laughter*
A rowing machine. I don't think I'm strong enough to wield this. Maybe as a defensive structure it could work well.
Laid on my sofa so imidiately to my left is a sofa cusion I guess I could swing it around wildly and see what happens but behind that above the window is a curtain pole I think I'll that in my quest to survive an apocalyptic event 
My wall? The fuck do I do with that... Let me go around the wall. Oh, some bungee cord.
Chances? Well, I suppose it is useful. If use it to help me run like hell before the people with actual weapons get here.
Chances? Well, I suppose it is useful. If use it to help me run like hell before the people with actual weapons get here.
MY left is a whisky bottle.
My monitors left (which is where the hand is pointing) is a vodka bottle. (Also a giant stack of books with a fedora on top.)
Come at me Bro.
My monitors left (which is where the hand is pointing) is a vodka bottle. (Also a giant stack of books with a fedora on top.)
Come at me Bro.
A glass cup with the dregs of my orange juice. If I shatter it, I could take out the grand total of one bad guy in this coming weapons apocalypse. Woo!
My swords are on the other side of the room... bah. On my left is a screwdriver. So I guess I'm going to go all DIY Rambo.
What the fuck is a weapon apocalypse?
I wish people would stop making this exact same fucking thread, just worded a little differently, all the fucking time. This is probably the 20th fucking 'The object to your [direction] is your weapon in the [apocalypse scenario]' I've seen. Just fucking stop it.
I wish people would stop making this exact same fucking thread, just worded a little differently, all the fucking time. This is probably the 20th fucking 'The object to your [direction] is your weapon in the [apocalypse scenario]' I've seen. Just fucking stop it.