I don't wear skinny jeans because my cock-n-balls don't fit.
[/shot at BS hipster-skateboy trends]
I like to wear a balaclava 7 months out of the year.
I like to wear tac-modded gloves missing the index and thumb.
I like my new shirt "Anti-Social Club" because it's OD green, has bullets in the logo, and is ironic.
no, not hipster 'ironic', like wearing a retro Optimus Prime shirt, despite having no knowledge of the show or nostalgia for it-- this is actually ironic. seriously. go get a dictionary, I'll wait.
Though I don't wear them all at the same time, because then it's "OMG he's crazy, he's gonna shoot up a convent, and smear the nun-blood on the local schoolchildren!! WAAAAAAAAH!"