The "oh s@#$" thread

[HuntingWolf_01]

times in your life which make you say "oh s@#$" or something similar.

Mine is arriving st the Airport to relise that i'd forgotten my passport

whats yours?

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Narrowly saving my brother from being hit by a car.

 

[COR 2000]

I don't know, really.

Maybe when I come across a very tough foe in a game.

 

[jim_doki]

realising the oncoming car wasn't going to move to the correct side of the road and was going to hit us

when my dad got fired

when i got fired

 

[Starnerf]

I got hit by a truck. It didn't hurt at all, but I lost a tooth when I hit the pavement. The most painful part was probably peeling the bandage off my skinned knee. Since the skinned part was so large I had to replace the gauze pad three times and peel it off each night before the scabbing covered it completely. That was painful.

 

[John Galt]

When I realized the horse I was riding had been sneakily replaced with a pretty damn cold river. Protip: When crossing a river on horseback, you hold on to it, no matter what. Even if he decides to find the one hole in the riverbed to step into. On the other hand, I did get to go on an exhilarating white water rafting trip, just you know, sans raft.

 

[siege_1302]

Seeing the smoke coming out of the underground station on TV, hearing about planes hitting skyscrapers in the US on the radio.

Waking up and realising I was in China, all on my own.

When both my wrists were numb, turning into extreme pain as the adrenaline wore off. That was a doozy.

 

[Lord Harrab]

A little bit of background to my worst moment.

I used to work as an Advanced Alodine Bay Process worker, basically my job was to treat Aluminum aircaft parts with alondine to protect them from weather damage during their working life,(I still can't spell it right.) Alodine is a toxic and highly corrosive substance and the room i worked in had to be kept separate from the rest of the factory and is well ventilated.

therefore, my oh Sh** moment was when i looked up after dipping a part into the tank to realize i couldn't hear the fans anymore. needless to say that sent me sprinting for my gasmask

 

[The Iron Ninja]

When I realized the horse I was riding had been sneakily replaced with a pretty damn cold river. Protip: When crossing a river on horseback, you hold on to it, no matter what. Even if he decides to find the one hole in the riverbed to step into. On the other hand, I did get to go on an exhilarating white water rafting trip, just you know, sans raft.

What happened to the horse? Did it go rafting too?

 

[silentassasin47]

Walking underneath a roller coaster just in time to catch a wet suprise. (Yes it is what you think it is.) (true story)

 

[The Spilly]

Turning on my new $4500 laptop after copying all of my files from DVD onto the HD and tossing the DVDs after only to find that Vista had somehow deleted my partition...

Loosing control of my car going 180km/h and spinning only to miss a power pole by about a foot.

 

[John Galt]

When I realized the horse I was riding had been sneakily replaced with a pretty damn cold river. Protip: When crossing a river on horseback, you hold on to it, no matter what. Even if he decides to find the one hole in the riverbed to step into. On the other hand, I did get to go on an exhilarating white water rafting trip, just you know, sans raft.

What happened to the horse? Did it go rafting too?

It stumbled, and being young as I was(had just turned eight), didn't possess the good sense to hold onto him as he regained his composure. The horse was fine, I on the other hand was swept down the river.

 

[RebelRising]

When a deaf, half-blind old man nearly drove me off the road. That was lame.

 

[meatloaf231]

When I dreamed that I had been forcefully deported to Japan. I wasn't at my house that night, so when I woke up, I freaked out.

 

[Architeuthis]

When I realized that the snowmobile wasn't going to stop before it hit that tree. Or when I realized that trees don't get out of the way.

 

[Lord Harrab]

When I realized that the snowmobile wasn't going to stop before it hit that tree. Or when I realized that trees don't get out of the way.

i bet that was the tree's "oh sh**" moment

 

[John Galt]

When I realized that the snowmobile wasn't going to stop before it hit that tree. Or when I realized that trees don't get out of the way.

In a game of chicken against a tree, the tree always wins.

 

[LordOmnit]

When your bike hits that one little bit of sand while you are turning, sending your back end skidding into a curb and launching you into a bush.
Accidentally shifting from fourth to third while on a busy road.
Waking up in the middle of the night to a really loud noise and putting off getting up to check it out by trying to go back to sleep only to realize it's the fire alarm about fifteen minutes later.

 

[INF1NIT3 D00M]

Realizing that yes, you CAN flip a snowmobile over and have it land on you whilst going less than 10 Mph.

 

[the monopoly guy]

Wading in the Chippewa River (a very fast one, and right at where another river joins it) and realizing I wasn't wading anymore. It was more of an exited helpless flailing while I tried to figure out what's going on. I was later told I was being swept down stream, screaming like a little girl.


That and when my computer got the blue screen of death.
Well, that was more of an "oh shit, hell yes!" kind of oh shit, becusue we were using Windows 98 up until 2 years ago and my parents showed no sings of getting a new computer.