The "oh s@#$" thread

[werepossum]

When I went over a jump last in line on a trail and realized that at the angle I was traveling, I was going to hit a tree before I came back down to the ground.

Shortly thereafter, realizing that I was on top of a mountain, probably a dozen miles cross-country to the nearest house, and my motorcycle was firmly stuck in the crotch of the tree. The tree I hit was two trees grown together, joined about four or five feet above the ground. When I hit it, the handlebars stopped at the trees but the frame wedged firmly in between them. My motorcycle was wedged with the rear wheel probably six feet off the ground, and remained there until my riding buddies missed me and came back to find me.

 

[hem dazon 90]

when i was about 4 and the first time i went to new york i thought we were gonna crash cause yanks drive all weird

 

[LordOmnit]

when i was about 4 and the first time i went to new york i thought we were gonna crash cause yanks drive all weird

If you are refering to different driving standards (right or left side for forward), then that's not too~o hard to get over.
If you are refering to the way people drive offensively in any big city anywhere in the world, then yes, that's really, "Oh shit."

 

[PlasticPorter]

I was kayaking with my dog in the kayak with me and in the middle of the rapids my dog decided to get out and take a dump, knocking over the boat and leaving me to get stuck underwater on a log thinking. "Oh shit, Oh shit, Oh SHIT."

I hate my dog

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Playing Silent Hill 2 for ten hours straight (It was summer and I was bored) only to fall asleep and wake up to my cat jumping on me and my old radio alarm clock, which just so happened to be tuned to guess what? Yep, static.

The "OH, SHIT!" Was reputedly heard next door.

 

[Lord Harrab]

Playing Silent Hill 2 for ten hours straight (It was summer and I was bored) only to fall asleep and wake up to my old radio alarm clock, which just so happened to be tuned to guess what? Yep, static.

The "OH, SHIT!" Was reputedly heard next door.

oh man, i'll bet that was freaky.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Playing Silent Hill 2 for ten hours straight (It was summer and I was bored) only to fall asleep and wake up to my old radio alarm clock, which just so happened to be tuned to guess what? Yep, static.

The "OH, SHIT!" Was reputedly heard next door.

oh man, i'll bet that was freaky.

Ridiculously so.

 

[leugim789]

realizing i was slowly sinking in quicksand, how ironic.

 

[leugim789]

oh and the time i got hit by the only mother fucking moped in town.

 

[Jennacide]

When my step-father nearly cut his thumb clean off with a table saw, and hadn't noticed it dangling around bleeding profusely for a good five minutes. That man is immune to pain I swear to god.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Well, when I cutted my hand with a saw.
I crashed my bike in a car. (It pop right in front of me).


Quote from Yahtzee and probably half the internet: It's ok, you can swear on the internet.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Realizing that yes, you CAN flip a snowmobile over and have it land on you whilst going less than 10 Mph.

The EXACT same thing happened to me! It was the first time I ever drove a snowmobile myself. I was like "What the fuck! I was going so slowly!" Effed up my wrist pretty badly.

I've always had bad luck with snowmobiles -

I was traumatized when I was little after my sister and I fell off a sled my dad was pulling behind his snowmobile. We sat there crying as we watched our dad ride off into the distance...

I was lying on my stomach on a sled behind my cousin's snowmobile. She made a sharp turn, and I was slammed into an ice bank. It hurt so much.

Yeah, I stay away from snowmobiles now.

 

[Tattaglia]

Seems like snowmobiles are Satan on this forum.
When I electrocuted myself on the microwave making popcorn.
When I cut a bit off my tongue with a Pez dispenser.
When I realised I was slowly getting sucked out to sea at a camping trip, and when I screamed out, nobody could hear me. THAT was an "Oh S***!" moment.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Twisting my leg while walking backwards my senior year in high school and collapsing on the ground in pain, only to realize I couldn't move my knee. Turns out I had twisted it so much I dislocated my kneecap.

 

[Hey Joe]

Realising I have a 3000 word essay due tomorrow

 

[SmugFrog]

While working as a MP I had a few.

One of my most memorable: Getting a 911 call about a child not breathing.

Looking in my mirror and praying to see the Fire Engine on my tail (they didn't have far to go), but it wasn't there.

I got to the house, and the family didn't open the door immediately. Thankfully the fire truck pulled up right as the family opened the door and told me the kid had started breathing again.

 

[finalcut315]

I got hit by a truck. It didn't hurt at all, but I lost a tooth when I hit the pavement. The most painful part was probably peeling the bandage off my skinned knee. Since the skinned part was so large I had to replace the gauze pad three times and peel it off each night before the scabbing covered it completely. That was painful.

dude that happened to me too! I would've said OH SHIT, but I was six.

EDIT: sleepwalking through the summer months doing nothing but play videogames only to find out school was the next day.
At school I fell asleep in science, when I came to, school was over by about ten minutes. Freaking out I tried to stand up not noticing my foot being asleep, it went sideways, I couldn't walk for a week. This was only oh shit because it had happened numerous times in the school year and it was starting to get bothersome.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

When I realized that the snowmobile wasn't going to stop before it hit that tree. Or when I realized that trees don't get out of the way.

In a game of chicken against a tree, the tree always wins.

what happens If you're driving a killdozer?

 

[Cyclomega]

Once I had a test to re-take (flunked the first one), and if I failed it, it meant automatic retaking of the whole semester. 20/30 minutes to get from my place to the school, including bus.

Test at 9, woke up at 8:40.

Never ran that fast again.

 

[RetiarySword]

I got a lift last night to scouts with a guy who drives like a nut. We were running late, so he takes a short-chut... THROUGH A PUBLIC PARK! IN THE DARK! It was amazing and pant wetting at the same time.