The "oh s@#$" thread

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

Realising I have a 3000 word essay due tomorrow

You too, huh?

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Mine had to have been my first excursion of Mountain Biking. It was between two ski communities in Colorado, roughly 15 miles up/down hill biking trek. Well, my brother being the type of person he is, decided he'd go fast. Not wanting to hang slow with my parents, I sped up with him. In the forest, he was whipping around turns faster than I could, so I ended up slowly lagging behind. By the end of the forest path, he was well out of my sight. The path decided that four rapid 90° turns was a good idea. My fingers flexed in the right brake-order for the first turn, and then the wrong order for the second. Mind you, I'm going downhill at this time, so... about 25 MPH (40 km/h). Well, the front of the bike stops, and I don't. I bounced along the rocks and gravel for a good two seconds until skidding to a stop.

Lucky for me, with a giant slash along my right arm and several parallel slashes along my back, the highway was nearby. By nearby, I mean maybe a minute walk. I walked along the path until I reached the highway, and tried to flag down passing motorists. Since they're skiiers, they carry basic first aid kits, right? Well, I'm clutching my right arm in as tight a grip as I can manage, considering it's bleeding quite profusely at this point. So I'm waving frantically with one arm oozing red. A car slows as it sees me, then they return my wave and speed off. (Proof enough Americans are stupid?) The next vehicle, an SUV, pulled over and they got me cleaned up.

Sadly, they didn't have bandages, so I just used their kit until the bleeding mostly stopped, and then had to ride the rest of 10-15 miles (16-24 km) to the closest store to buy some.

It wasn't a pleasant experience, especially not considering I was 15 at the time, and pretty much was the sole factor for most of the scars on my body. Lucky enough, no sprains or breakages from it.

 

[hem dazon 90]

i dislocated my arm then casually cracked it back into place then relised how painful it was

 

[jim_doki]

Watching a car get destroyed from a lightning strike.

yeah, im sorry, but this is wrong. there is no way that a car can get destroyed by lightning

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

Narrowly saving my brother from being hit by a car.

woah

 

[kelnadine]

Realizing the older teenage boys weren't going to stop attacking my friend unless I did something. Pure adrenaline from that moment until it was over was the only thing that got me through it, I think...got me past their threats to hurt me too, so I could take action and hurt them.

 

[Neurowaste]

Forgetting to throw a pipe bomb after i lit the fuse. No worries, i'm still alive

 

[crimson5pheonix]

When I was in the back seat of my dads truck when he was going 60 mph (drunk) and hit some rocks, popping 2 tires and had us spin out on the beach.

 

[HuntingWolf_01]

Forgetting to throw a pipe bomb after i lit the fuse. No worries, i'm still alive

minus an arm right?

 

[Goon165]

Realizing far to late that My Dresser, Television, Cablebox, Vcr and Dvd Player Were slowly Tilting towards Me

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

playing resi 4 and hearing the regenerators breathing

So true. That was really the only scary part of the game besides oven man and the monks chanting, but it was good enough to cover for the rest of the game.

I just had one, but it was a false alarm. I was finishing off the last of a gallon of tea, and I looked at the container as I was drinking it out of the same, and the expiration date looked like it said April 03. "Oh shit!" I thought as I spat out what was already in mouth. I looked at the date and it said April 30. Stupid upside-down stuff.

Also, getting pulled for my only speeding ticket ever. I'm not even that bad of a driver, they just caught me at a weird sudden downhill stretch of road. The District Attorney got it down to improper equipment for me, so it all worked out in the end.

 

[Sewer Rat]

When I got fired and left the place before realizing I had not broken something beforehand... Still contemplating a way to sneak rats into the kitchen...

 

[Segadroid]

When I realised I learned for an English test. One minute before I had to make a Math test.

Second thought after 'oh s@#$' was 'Well that sucks...'

 

[Grayjack]

When my PS3 got the YLOD.

When I tripped over a balance beam and saw that I was going to land on my arm. (I broke it.)

 

[Agent Larkin]

When I realized that the snowmobile wasn't going to stop before it hit that tree. Or when I realized that trees don't get out of the way.

In a game of chicken against a tree, the tree always wins.

Unless your in a tank.

Anyway my oh-s**t moment was when i was cycling home and realised a bus was coming towards me and so i was on the wrong side of the road. NP ill just go on the right side where there was another bus coming behind me. I tried to swerve onto the path at the last minute f**ked up immensly and wound up with a broken tailbone(aka my arse feel free to laugh)

 

[Skuffyshootster]

so you actually managed to break your ass...
anywho, it was when i was pulled out to sea by a riptide. sucked off my swimtrunks, so i had to make it back to the hotel room butt naked.

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

Woke up from a nightmare during a spring break service project in the inner city then hearing a woman outside screaming "no, NO!" followed by gunshots.

 

[MrBrightside919]

I said oh shit when I remembered that I purchased Pokemon Platinum...which is actually pretty good...

...Platinum being good is worthy of saying OH SHIT!

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

When the Four-wheeler was upside down in the air, with me on it.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

Realising I have a 3000 word essay due tomorrow

Join the club man, join the club.
Breaking down 200 miles from the nearest cell phone tower and town.

Edit: 100 till I go Gonzo!

 

[T-Bone24]

When I realized that the snowmobile wasn't going to stop before it hit that tree. Or when I realized that trees don't get out of the way.

In a game of chicken against a tree, the tree always wins.

"You flinched!"

I guess my OH SHIZZ NIZZLE moment was when my PC spontaneously combusted. Smoke came out and a small flame. Aww.