The one feature GTA 5 needs.

[Revan1992]

The function to drop your fat cousin off a cliff.
"Nico! Let's go bowling."
"Roman, Let's go basejump."
"But I don't have parachute."
*Push*

 

[Seishisha]

Somone has undboutly beat me to this but frankly i just skipped all the coments so i could write, gta5 needs to take the grit & grind out of my mouth and swap it with fun.