I actually find really amusing but I have a friend with the same name as me, and sometimes people ask if we're related for that reason... What?
The one question they always ask you that you hate
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The best thing I ever saw on Cash Cab (gameshow) was 2 teenage girls being asked "What doublereeded instrument is 2 octaves lower than an oboe?"0p3rati0n said:
They answered "Beatbox."
Also, in regards to me:
"What do you play?"
"Trombone"
"Gay"
*glare*
But whaddo they know? They're idiots.
From my family:
"When are you going to get start dating/get married/have kids?" (I'm 22)
"Why do you have to go to Africa to do mission work? People here in America need help, too."
I'm ignoring the first one. But as for the second, if so many local people need help, why don't the people who live here help them more themselves instead of expecting me to stay home.
At my old job: (a dollar store)
"Is everything in the store really a dollar?"
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes. It's in our name, it's in our advertisements, it's written on the posters on the walls, and on every shelf in the store.
"When are you going to get start dating/get married/have kids?" (I'm 22)
"Why do you have to go to Africa to do mission work? People here in America need help, too."
I'm ignoring the first one. But as for the second, if so many local people need help, why don't the people who live here help them more themselves instead of expecting me to stay home.
At my old job: (a dollar store)
"Is everything in the store really a dollar?"
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes. It's in our name, it's in our advertisements, it's written on the posters on the walls, and on every shelf in the store.
"So why do you want to be a doctor?"
..I'm only irritated because i've not yet figured out why i'm doing the medical degree, it will hit me one day..
..I'm only irritated because i've not yet figured out why i'm doing the medical degree, it will hit me one day..
"Do you straighten your hair????"(I have curly hair)
No. No I do not. I do not feel the need to straighten my hair because a. it is time consuming (head full of waist long curly fries). seriously. I tried it once and it took up a good part of the day. b. If I did straighten my hair, it would be back in a few hours. c. because I LIKE MY HAIR CURLY. are you saying its not pretty curly?
"How long is your hair?" or "WOW your hair is long! How long have you been growing it???"
First of all, a good 2 or 3 feet. I'm sure there are people with hair longer than that. I've seen them. Oh look there's one now go talk to her. Second, my hair grows at normal speed. Maybe even slower because I haven't trimmed it a while I don't know how old is YOUR hair?!?
No. No I do not. I do not feel the need to straighten my hair because a. it is time consuming (head full of waist long curly fries). seriously. I tried it once and it took up a good part of the day. b. If I did straighten my hair, it would be back in a few hours. c. because I LIKE MY HAIR CURLY. are you saying its not pretty curly?
"How long is your hair?" or "WOW your hair is long! How long have you been growing it???"
First of all, a good 2 or 3 feet. I'm sure there are people with hair longer than that. I've seen them. Oh look there's one now go talk to her. Second, my hair grows at normal speed. Maybe even slower because I haven't trimmed it a while I don't know how old is YOUR hair?!?
This is awesome. I want tattoos like that now.martyrdrebel27 said:
in school, i often have 1 or 2 classes per quarter in which i dont know anyone, so i dont talk to them. i just put my head down and wait for my classes that i have friends in.
i hate when people ask "Why are you so quiet?" and i hate the wording of "Why don't you talk?" even more.
its because i dont fucking know you people... now let me take my nap in peace
i hate when people ask "Why are you so quiet?" and i hate the wording of "Why don't you talk?" even more.
its because i dont fucking know you people... now let me take my nap in peace
...you actually get asked those things? What the hell is wrong with people?Kaboose the Moose said:
OT: "Is that your real hair?" or "Is your hair real?" YES, this is my REAL hair, all 39 inches of it. I have a deadly, metal windmill. Check it out!! *whips you in the face with it*
Hmmm... My "favorites" are "You're good with technology, right?" and "Are you doing ok? You look really down."
I'm forced to respond: "Yes, i am, and i'll help you for free this once. After that, i'm charging Geek Squad rates. And if i have to take something apart, i'm charging double." or "Yes. I'm fine. Perhaps you'd prefer if i went around with this *does rape face* all the time. No? Then leave me be."
I'm forced to respond: "Yes, i am, and i'll help you for free this once. After that, i'm charging Geek Squad rates. And if i have to take something apart, i'm charging double." or "Yes. I'm fine. Perhaps you'd prefer if i went around with this *does rape face* all the time. No? Then leave me be."
Either when people look at me and ask if I'm Indian and not native American?
OR (when people find out I'm native American)
can you do a rain dance?
You'd be surprised how often that comes up. And each time it pisses me off even more.
OR (when people find out I'm native American)
can you do a rain dance?
You'd be surprised how often that comes up. And each time it pisses me off even more.
"Are you from Britain?"
I have lived in America all my life and have magically aquired my dad's accent.
I have lived in America all my life and have magically aquired my dad's accent.
"When are you going to do/get X?"
Examples of X include; Girlfriend, the dishes, a job, a drivers license etc...
Answer: Whenever I bloody get around to do it!
Examples of X include; Girlfriend, the dishes, a job, a drivers license etc...
Answer: Whenever I bloody get around to do it!
"Are you Open?" When they call the library and get in touch with a real person. It makes me want to say, "No, they make me stand here and answer the phone when we're closed for my health." *____*
Also, when people see me playing videogames or D&D, I sometimes get asked, "Aren't you a little old for those things?" No, I enjoy them. I may be 43, but my ideas of what is/are fun were set back when I was in high school. Deal with it.
Also, when people see me playing videogames or D&D, I sometimes get asked, "Aren't you a little old for those things?" No, I enjoy them. I may be 43, but my ideas of what is/are fun were set back when I was in high school. Deal with it.