First I want to start off by saying I love Rockstar and almost all of the games they've created I'm either a fan
of or have purchased and enjoyed. I'd like to thank them for creating realistic free roam games that make this
guys life a whole lot more livable let me tell ya. Now with that said, the GTA V single player campaign has
got to be the BIGGEST LET DOWN IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE SERIES thus far! I mean compared to its predecessors its
like a front kick to the chops! It has a smaller map less missions less side missions less entry locations and
fewer safe houses. I mean for crying out loud IT ONLY HAS 1 F'N STRIP CLUB! 1! You play as a wannabe L7 a
psychopath and a black guy who drives a car like an Asian. Seriously? Their special abilities even suck! And
to make matters worst they actually had the audacity to make taking a YOGA class part of the storyline. The
game itself just lacks substance altogether and if you played through the other titles its as predictable as an
80's horror film. There's a lot of good things about the game too (the heists, the vehicle mods, Trevor's
facial expressions) but with the time it would take to compose a list of the bad you could have BEATEN THE GAME
TWICE. You'll spend more time waiting for it to download to your hard drive than you will playing it. I just
really hope Rockstar has plans of releasing DLC with a new map or 2 maybe 3. Definitely more missions because
it'd be awesome to plan your own heists and get bigger scores? Hell, I'd be happy with just having a few more
entry locations to wreak havoc in. That and another strip club... but beggers cant be choosers. Lastly all
this talk about GTA V ONLINE and how its gonna be sooo great reminds me of my sex life, its only good when your
with someone else and if you have an XBox 360... you gotta pay for it.
--In my Danny Mcbride voice--
of or have purchased and enjoyed. I'd like to thank them for creating realistic free roam games that make this
guys life a whole lot more livable let me tell ya. Now with that said, the GTA V single player campaign has
got to be the BIGGEST LET DOWN IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE SERIES thus far! I mean compared to its predecessors its
like a front kick to the chops! It has a smaller map less missions less side missions less entry locations and
fewer safe houses. I mean for crying out loud IT ONLY HAS 1 F'N STRIP CLUB! 1! You play as a wannabe L7 a
psychopath and a black guy who drives a car like an Asian. Seriously? Their special abilities even suck! And
to make matters worst they actually had the audacity to make taking a YOGA class part of the storyline. The
game itself just lacks substance altogether and if you played through the other titles its as predictable as an
80's horror film. There's a lot of good things about the game too (the heists, the vehicle mods, Trevor's
facial expressions) but with the time it would take to compose a list of the bad you could have BEATEN THE GAME
TWICE. You'll spend more time waiting for it to download to your hard drive than you will playing it. I just
really hope Rockstar has plans of releasing DLC with a new map or 2 maybe 3. Definitely more missions because
it'd be awesome to plan your own heists and get bigger scores? Hell, I'd be happy with just having a few more
entry locations to wreak havoc in. That and another strip club... but beggers cant be choosers. Lastly all
this talk about GTA V ONLINE and how its gonna be sooo great reminds me of my sex life, its only good when your
with someone else and if you have an XBox 360... you gotta pay for it.
--In my Danny Mcbride voice--