Okay, so I've been thinking...
If you're a guy, and you're straight, that means sexually you are attracted to girls. Problem is, when you're masturbating, you are literally pulling a guys dick until he blows, which is totally gay.
Even worse, when you have sex with a girl, the feelings you are having are actually the sexual arousal of a man, that is your own male body. You might be having sex with a female, but you are basically getting off on the arousal of a male body. So that's also gay.
So basically if you are attracted to woman, a typical straight guy, you actually need to be a woman, and a lesbian. That way you get to have sex with a girl, while experiencing the sexual pleasure of a girl. Otherwise, you are gay!
So, yeah...
If you're a guy, and you're straight, that means sexually you are attracted to girls. Problem is, when you're masturbating, you are literally pulling a guys dick until he blows, which is totally gay.
Even worse, when you have sex with a girl, the feelings you are having are actually the sexual arousal of a man, that is your own male body. You might be having sex with a female, but you are basically getting off on the arousal of a male body. So that's also gay.
So basically if you are attracted to woman, a typical straight guy, you actually need to be a woman, and a lesbian. That way you get to have sex with a girl, while experiencing the sexual pleasure of a girl. Otherwise, you are gay!
So, yeah...