Guess what.
Go on, guess.
Come on, you know you want to.
Keep guessing.
It's not let valve win MM.
It's nothing to do with phony ponies.
Or cheese.
You see, today is special.
The most special day for Spongebob.
It's got nothing to do with Graham going over to ZP.
It's STILL not about valve winning (hint hint).
You see...
I love you all.
We should all get married
and spend or lives together,
and celebrate yearly...
The one anoying fucking day of the year,
April Fools day.
Please don't ban me : (.