Rainbows, candy, sunshine, flowers...
FOOLED YOU!
It has been a shit month for me. So realists, pessimists, all brothers and sisters that are not optimists be welcome.
We have a task. A calling if you will. We must proactively make things worse. Today's goal is the automated phone system.
I am thinking the perfect system starts with a real human. They answer after you answer a 3-5 questions to the robot lady. Then they tell you that they cannot help you but they will transfer you to the right department. The song that is played while on hold should be a depressing love song but only the same 30 seconds of it. After 30 seconds there is a click as if you are being transferred. You are transferred to the robot lady who says "you are on hold" then it transfers you back to the same 30 seconds of the song then repeat. I think this is best as it keeps making you think someone is answering your call but then crushing that hope.
Can you improve this? Do you have a better system?
I want to hear it!
FOOLED YOU!
It has been a shit month for me. So realists, pessimists, all brothers and sisters that are not optimists be welcome.
We have a task. A calling if you will. We must proactively make things worse. Today's goal is the automated phone system.
I am thinking the perfect system starts with a real human. They answer after you answer a 3-5 questions to the robot lady. Then they tell you that they cannot help you but they will transfer you to the right department. The song that is played while on hold should be a depressing love song but only the same 30 seconds of it. After 30 seconds there is a click as if you are being transferred. You are transferred to the robot lady who says "you are on hold" then it transfers you back to the same 30 seconds of the song then repeat. I think this is best as it keeps making you think someone is answering your call but then crushing that hope.
Can you improve this? Do you have a better system?
I want to hear it!
Also I am renaming January to Fuck You it's January