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Zykon TheLich

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I had 2 wisdom teeth out that had been bugging me for a few months. It wasn't great, it just tended to give me a bit of a stress headache through the head pain. Fortunately, seeing as I was on buprenorphine at the time, with my own top ups of diacetylmorphine, it never got that bad pain wise. Having them out was a breeze. Wosrt bit was hanging around in the waiting room for 6 hours for the 15 minute operation.

Had a twisted intestine too. Drove 300 miles thinking it was a stomach ache and would just go away. The doctors mis-diagnosed me because they didnt thinkm anyone could do that with a twisted intestine. Spent 10 days in hospital, 3 of them on a morphine drip. Nice.
 

Death Magnetic

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I've broken both of my ankles, ripped my back tendons throwing about a 16 stone adult(about 30 years old) when I weighed less than 10 stone and I was 14. Also got concussion from getting booted in the head. And stapled my little finger to the floor.

Probably a papercut on a finger while eating ready salted crisps is seriously my most painful experience. I hate papercuts.
 

fulano

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Also, having leg casts which cause bedsore effects and itching.
I once had a cast put in my hand after fainting on the street; I had not slept in a day and had a test for the next day; I forgot about it so I took some of my mum's sleep medication 'cuz I felt completely fucked up, then I remembered the test and started drinking loads of coffe. In short: BAD IDEA.

I couldn't finish the test 'cuz after a while i couldn't even read the damn thing anymore and just gave it back, then, feeling like shit, I went across the street outside the math building to get some photocopies I needed and unceremoniously fainted and fell on my left hand, breaking my pinky finger in the process. Allegedly a lady almost ran me over with a van; bt all I remembered was my head getting dizzy and then the lights went out and then I was walking again and my pinky wasn't looking too hot. The lady asked if I was okay and I, of course, answered back with sweet wisdom "I need to get copies."

After all was done (including the cast), I had a hueg[sic] catcher's mit, somehow after only having had my pinky broken and that completely fucked up my left hand for a month 'till the catch came off and learned how to move it again.

So, yeah. Casts suck.

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CrazyBerk

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Most painful moment of my life was when i broke my arm. I didn't go into shock or anything.
Me and some friends where tripping eachother up with skipping ropes, broke the bone when i fell over and by jingo i screamed loudly and slowly walked up to the office holding my arm.
Was pretty epic if not incredibly painful.